Mercury’s Retrograde Madness: July 26 to August 19, 2018

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I first stumbled upon the concept of Mercury retrograde a few years back, probably because I was blissfully unaware of the astrological world. But after moving to a new area where even the accountant has their chakras aligned, I couldn’t help but notice how this celestial event seems to turn everyone’s lives upside down. Maybe it’s the yoga classes or the organic groceries, but when Mercury decides to mess with our energy, things definitely get quirky.

What Happens During Mercury Retrograde?

So, what exactly happens? Mercury has a smaller orbit and zips past us three to four times a year, giving the illusion that it’s moving backward. During this time, it’s believed to create chaos in areas like technology, communication, and travel. According to the ever-reliable Astrology Zone, “Mercury governs all forms of communication, from listening to negotiating.” With that in mind, it feels like the kids in my life think Mercury is perpetually retrograde.

This planet’s influence extends to everything from computer code to transportation. I can attest to this firsthand; we flew on the very day Mercury went retrograde this year, and it was a disaster. Our plane was literally lost en route to the runway, which begs the question: how does that even happen? My little ones were not thrilled about camping out by baggage claim while we waited for our suitcases, so lesson learned for next year.

Areas Affected by Mercury Retrograde

Other areas that can spiral out of control include memory (awesome, right?), romance (just what we need), all tech (perfect timing), and communicating with loved ones (great). Essentially, navigating Mercury retrograde feels a lot like having a newborn: you’re exhausted, confused, nothing works as it should, and you can barely hold a coherent conversation with your partner.

To add to the chaos, Mercury retrogrades in three different zodiac signs each year. If it happens to fall in your sign, brace yourself for even more drama. I can still vividly remember the Mercury retrograde in Leo that turned my partner into a bundle of nerves — and pointing it out didn’t help the situation!

Guidelines for Surviving Mercury Retrograde

If you want to survive Mercury’s retrograde without too much insanity, follow these guidelines:

1. Avoid purchasing new technology.
2. Steer clear of complicated travel plans.
3. Hold off on signing any important contracts.
4. Don’t start new projects.

Am I a skeptic about all this astrological chaos? Maybe. But honestly, I’m using it as a perfect excuse to hibernate in my pajamas for three weeks, catching up on my reading and enjoying some hot toddies. Cheers!

Further Reading

For more insights on navigating life’s little challenges, check out our other posts at Home Insemination Kit or learn about home insemination with Make A Mom. If you’re interested in more serious info on conception, the Johns Hopkins Fertility Center is an excellent resource.

Summary

Mercury is retrograde from July 26 to August 19, 2018, creating disturbances in technology, communication, and travel. This astrological event can lead to chaos reminiscent of the challenges of new parenthood. To minimize disruption, it’s wise to avoid new tech purchases, complex travel, and major life decisions during this period.