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Hatchimals Are Causing a Stir with Their Unexpected Language, and Parents Aren’t Happy
Hatchimals, the must-have toys from last holiday season, are back in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. Following Christmas, parents took to Spin Master’s social media to voice their frustrations about their cute, cuddly toys refusing to hatch. But it seems the trouble doesn’t stop there. Reports are now surfacing that these little critters are making some rather surprising bedtime murmurings. A number of parents have claimed that their Hatchimals are sleep-talking, with one particularly eyebrow-raising phrase: “F*** me.”
Yes, you read that right.
A spokesperson for Spin Master assured the public that these lively toys communicate in a whimsical, nonsensical language filled with random sounds and noises—like shivering when they get chilly or snoring while they sleep. “We can confidently say that Hatchimals do not curse or use inappropriate language,” the spokesperson told CNNMoney. So, if your Hatchimal is saying something that sounds like bad language, it might just be echoing what’s going on in your household.
Essentially, if that glowing-eyed creature starts whispering “f*** me” as it snoozes, there’s a good chance it’s mimicking something it heard from you.
Hatchimals go through various “stages” in their life cycle: baby, toddler, and kid. In the toddler phase, kids can squeeze their Hatchimal’s belly to activate a teal-eyed response, prompting it to repeat whatever the child says. It’s no wonder some parents were likely expressing exasperation with phrases that might not be suitable for little ears while trying to get these things to hatch. It’s either that or you’ve accidentally purchased a pricey, malfunctioning gremlin, which is downright unsettling.
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In summary, Hatchimals are not just adorable toys; they’re also stirring up quite the controversy with their unexpected vocalizations. Parents are left wondering if their kids’ new friends are simply quirky or if they’ve brought home a rather cheeky gremlin instead.