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Bad Grandpa: Donald Turns Down White House Playset Offer
In a move reminiscent of a mischievous grandparent, Donald Trump has opted to have the playground set removed from the White House lawn, despite having multiple grandchildren and a ten-year-old son. According to a report from Buzz News, President Obama had initially set up the playset for his daughters when they moved to D.C. in 2009. When offered to leave it behind for Trump’s family, he declined the offer.
Interestingly, Trump’s son, little Timmy, will remain in New York until the end of the school year, which makes the removal of the playset even more puzzling. It’s been taken away from the White House grounds, likely to make room for a grand statue of Trump himself—because, why not?
Most grandparents relish every chance to pamper their grandkids, enjoying a carefree relationship free from the burdens of parenting. But perhaps Trump, in his own way, just isn’t cut out for the swing-set life. It’s worth noting that he might not even remember how many grandchildren he has or even what a swing-set looks like, given his busy schedule of making America divisive again.
Growing up, Trump likely spent little time playing with toys, instead focusing on the family business. So while the Obamas plan to donate the playset to a local charity where it will bring joy to children, it seems that the former President-Elect has other priorities. After all, he’ll be spending most of his time in New York City anyway, where he could easily have a slide installed at Trump Tower to dive into his wealth.
In the end, who needs a playset when you can have a golden statue instead?
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Summary
In a surprising move, Donald Trump has chosen to remove the White House playset originally installed by President Obama, even though he has a young son and several grandchildren. This decision seems to reflect his priorities as he plans to spend most of his time in New York rather than Washington D.C.