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Video of Age-Reversing Neck Tape Goes Viral—Seriously, What?!
Ever glanced in the mirror and thought, “You know what I need? A neck that looks like it’s been duct-taped back!” Of course, you haven’t—because, come on, that’s just bizarre! But a video promoting a product called “Nexsey” has taken the internet by storm, showcasing a type of surgical-grade tape designed to pull back loose skin on your neck. Yes, you read that right; it sounds too wild to be true!
“Age-reversing tape?” Not a thing! Sure, it might seem like a quick fix until you’re halfway through your date and your neck decides to flop out during dinner.
“Nexsey is the instant solution we’ve all been waiting for,” the video claims. “Just cut the tape to your desired length, pinch the back of your neck, and secure it.”
“The strong adhesive pulls back your skin, giving you a slimmer and more youthful appearance.”
Spoiler alert: as with many beauty hacks, expect a bit of a learning curve; you might pull out a few hairs and have your neck flop out at inopportune moments before you master it. Oops!
Listen, I get it. I’m in my forties, and let’s just say that gravity isn’t exactly my friend. My rear end is larger, my breasts are droopier, and I can practically see the collagen evaporating from my skin. But I refuse to believe we’ve reached the point where we’re resorting to surgical tape for a youth illusion. But hey, I’ve been wrong before.
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In summary, the Nexsey neck tape is a bizarre beauty trend that’s got everyone talking, but maybe it’s not the solution we really need!