It seems everyone has a fondness for vagina necklaces!
Let’s get real. I’m a feminist, I celebrate sex positivity, and I fully embrace the magnificence of women’s bodies. At least, that’s what I thought… until I stumbled upon Emily Collins and her Etsy shop, Moonflower Creations, which completely raised the bar. It turns out, your commitment to pro-vagina ideals can really be put to the test when faced with a sparkly vagina necklace.
In an interview with The Huffington Post, Collins recounted how her daughter hilariously labeled her a “freak” after she crafted her first “yoni” necklace (which is Sanskrit for the female anatomy). But being the empowering mom that she is, Collins wanted to show her daughters the beauty of yonis, leading her to sell them on Etsy.
And lo and behold, the response was overwhelming! Collins’ necklaces sold out almost instantly, receiving a mixed bag of reactions ranging from gratitude to sheer disgust. According to her chat with Scary Mommy, many messages came from women who had faced vaginal health issues, expressing appreciation for normalizing the female body. Of course, there were also plenty of light-hearted jokes that gave her a good chuckle — and some utterly appalled viewers who couldn’t believe their eyes! 😂
Glancing through her Instagram, we couldn’t help but notice the numerous comments exclaiming, “Those look like vaginas!”
Necklace Highlights
First up, there’s the classic yoni, or as Collins fondly calls them, “galaxy puss pendants.” They’re shiny, pastel-colored, and even sport a pearl clit (because why not add a touch of elegance?).
Then we have the “galactic yoni” for those who prefer their vaginas with a bit of dazzle. (Just a heads up, if your yoni is this sparkly, you might need to reassess things.)
Next, we elevate the game with her “rainbow galaxy puss” necklaces. My editor joked about wearing these to yoga class, but honestly, I worry the taint end could cause an eye injury. Imagine being the person who lost an eye to a necklace resembling a vagina — that’s a tough story to tell!
Ever had one of those dreams where your vagina seems to have a mind of its own? No? Just me? Well, Collins has now brought that bizarre concept to life with her “all-seeing eye vageyena necklaces.” But let’s be real — what an underwhelming life it must be for an all-seeing vagina, only catching a glimpse of a tampon every now and then.
And let’s not forget her latest creation: “mirrored yonis.” Yes, you can now check your makeup while gazing into the depths of the vaginal void. Alternatively, it could serve as the ultimate icebreaker when you show it to strangers and ask, “Can you see yourself in my vagina?”
The demand for these necklaces was so intense that Collins had to put her shop on hold temporarily. It’s back in action now, though, sans the yoni necklaces since she couldn’t keep up with orders. She plans to restock soon, so stay tuned.
Clearly, people are captivated by these vagina necklaces, and it’s easy to understand why: they’re beautifully crafted, and Collins is an exceptional artist. Plus, what better way to make a bold pro-woman statement than by flaunting a vibrant vagina around your neck?
Not everyone is cut out for vagina necklaces, though. Some fierce women would proudly rock these, but I’m not one of them. I might purchase one, but it would likely remain hidden in my jewelry box, only making an appearance at dinner parties or the weddings of my rivals.
Kudos to you, Collins — you create stunning yonis!
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Summary
Etsy shop owner Emily Collins has gained attention for her creative and bold vagina necklaces, which have sparked a range of reactions from joy to disgust. After quickly selling out, she plans to restock due to high demand. The necklaces are not just art; they make a powerful statement about women’s bodies. While some embrace them, others may keep them tucked away for special occasions.