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GOOP’s Latest $65 Quartz Egg for Your Yoni: A Trend You Didn’t Know You Needed
As the new year kicks off, many of us are on a quest for ways to enhance our well-being—especially when it comes to our intimate areas. If you’re not on that journey, don’t worry; plenty of others are, and they’re looking to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP for guidance. The latest offering? A quartz egg designed for your yoni.
Forget about the old trend of vaginal steaming. Why sit over steam alone when you can insert something into your vagina and carry on with your day? We already use tampons, so why not take it a step further with a jade or quartz egg? It’s not as odd as it sounds. It’s essentially a yoni egg!
The Concept of Yoni Eggs
Beauty enthusiast and wellness advocate Bella Green explains the concept of these “yoni” eggs. “Yoni translates to ‘sacred place,’ and our womb is indeed sacred—it’s where many women tap into their intuition and strength,” Green says. “Unfortunately, many of us end up using it as a storage space for negative energy.”
And here we thought we were just walking around with empty yonis. What a missed opportunity! “I’ve always loved crystals, so discovering jade eggs felt like a natural evolution for me—nephrite jade, in particular, is known for its powerful cleansing abilities,” Green continues. “It’s a deep green and quite substantial, making it effective for removing negativity.”
Yes, it’s heavy, but our yonis are strong! According to Chakrubs, the company selling these eggs, women have historically used them to enhance both their sexual vitality and physical strength. “A healthy vagina is believed to lead to improved health, beauty, and longevity,” they explain. It combines elements of Kegel exercises with the purported energy of sacred stones—definitely worth a shot, right?
But wait—it’s sold out! How unfortunate. Perhaps the less potent quartz egg might suffice.
Finding Similar Products
If you’re tired of wandering around without any “enhancements,” you can find similar products online. Just remember to give it a thorough boil before use—safety first!
Additional Resources
For more insights on home insemination, check out this informative post on Intracervical Insemination. And if you’re looking into self-insemination options, Make A Mom is a great resource. For additional pregnancy support, you can visit Mount Sinai’s Infertility Resources.
In summary, GOOP’s quartz egg offers a unique twist on self-care that’s captured the interest of many looking to enhance their intimate life. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, it’s a trendy option that’s certainly worth considering.