7 Times I Might Just Give You the Finger

You know what? Sometimes, flipping someone off is the most satisfying way to express that I really don’t care about what you’re saying. I’ve noticed that women who throw up the middle finger or don’t plaster on a smile while dealing with nonsense often get labeled as cranky or unpleasant. But let’s be real: we’re just signaling that we don’t have the energy or interest for your nonsense. So, here are seven scenarios where my finger might just rise to the occasion:

1. Mansplaining

If you feel the need to interrupt me, talk over me, or explain something I already know in a condescending tone, brace yourself. Instead of engaging in a pointless debate, I’ll simply present my middle finger in front of your mansplaining mouth as you try to convince me that you’re not actually mansplaining. Bye, Felicia.

2. Catcalling

Seriously, why are some men still doing this? Newsflash: catcalling is not charming. If the best you can come up with is, “Hey gorgeous, come here!” you’re probably not winning any hearts—just dirty looks or, you guessed it, a middle finger. Perhaps someone should clue you in on how this tactic is a total fail.

3. Telling Me to Smile

I smile when I feel like it, thank you very much. I’ve never had anyone say, “Hey, smile!” and suddenly feel an overwhelming urge to beam just because they asked. When you tell a woman to smile, you’re just expressing your discomfort and expecting us to fix it for you. Sorry, but that’s not my job. One finger salute for you.

4. Criticizing My Swearing

If you think telling me to stop swearing is going to make me tone it down, you’re mistaken. I’m a proud swearer, and I enjoy it. Save your breath for more important matters, like advocating against harmful words. My creative use of profanity shouldn’t bother you, especially if you’re a sexist pig.

5. Telling Me to Act Like a Lady

When you say that, what you really mean is you want me to sit quietly, smile, and nod. Well, I’ll be a lady on my own terms. Women are free to express themselves however they choose—get used to it, because we’re done with your outdated expectations.

6. Questioning My Outfit Choices

Whether I’m sporting high heels at a ballgame or rocking pajamas at an event, my outfit is none of your business. I choose what I wear because I love it, not to satisfy your curiosity. So, how about you mind your own wardrobe?

7. Unsolicited Parenting Advice

We all know that parenting advice is usually only welcome when asked for. If I’m not reaching out for your opinion, it’s because I’m handling my parenting just fine. If you think my middle finger is rude, just remember your passive-aggressive comments about my parenting choices are just as bad. Let me do my thing, please.

So, while my middle finger might not always get the message across, it certainly makes me feel better and lets you know I’m not impressed. I’m not here to explain myself or entertain your inappropriate comments. We’ve got enough going on without needing to placate anyone who thinks it’s okay to shout rude remarks at us. So, ladies, don’t hesitate to use that finger—it’s a form of empowerment!

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Summary

This article humorously tackles seven scenarios where women might use a middle finger to express their frustration with unsolicited advice, mansplaining, and other annoying behaviors. It encourages women to stand up for themselves and embrace their empowerment without fear of judgment.