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12 Phrases That Make Parents Roll Their Eyes
Let’s be honest, folks: Parents often hear some truly annoying comments. Whether you’re at the playground or waiting for the bus, it seems like someone is always ready to dish out unsolicited advice or remarks that make you want to scream “WTF?!” Sure, we all know that parenting is challenging, but hearing these ridiculous phrases only adds fuel to the fire. From carpool blunders to unsolicited parenting critiques, here are twelve phrases that will make any parent roll their eyes.
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“Why aren’t you breastfeeding/bottlefeeding/co-sleeping/letting your kid cry it out?”
Really? Let’s refrain from prying into my personal parenting choices. Just like you, I have my reasons. So how about you focus on your own parenting journey? -
“I would never wear pajamas to the bus stop.”
Oh really? I was up all night with a fussy baby and barely made it downstairs in time to prevent my toddler from creating a milk lake in the kitchen. So, yeah, pajamas it is! -
“My kid has never had fast food.”
How lovely for you! But with three kids and a time crunch, sometimes Ronald McDonald is my best friend. Plus, those fries might just be my only meal today! -
“Oh, it’s just a phase. He’ll grow out of it someday.”
Thanks for that insight! But what I really need is a timeline for when this phase ends because my carpet can’t handle another accident. -
“I don’t have kids, but I have a dog, so I can give parenting advice.”
Please stop. As much as I love my dog, training her to go outside is not the same as potty training a toddler. Just no. -
“The pounds just melted away a week or two after the baby came!”
Oh, please. My youngest is 11, and I’m still hoping to shed that baby weight. Just let me live my life! -
“We never eat sugar.”
REALLY? Good for you and your sad sugar-free existence. Some of us need our sweet treats to survive the day! -
“Boys will be boys.”
Can we agree to retire this outdated phrase? The 1950s called, and they want their outdated views back. -
“Oops, sorry, I didn’t see the ‘Baby’s Sleeping, DON’T RING THE BELL’ sign.”
Let’s be clear: When I say don’t ring the doorbell, I mean it. The next person who wakes my sleeping baby might just get a junk punch. -
“My 16-year-old son is a great driver.”
That’s nice, but I’d rather not have my child in the car with your “great driver.” No offense, Grandma, but I’ll take my chances elsewhere. -
“Oh, your kid is playing basketball for the first time? Our son has been playing since he was 3 and is destined for the NBA.”
Cool story, but I’m pretty sure the NBA doesn’t scout 10-year-olds. My child is having a blast on the court without the pressure! -
“Looks like you have your hands full there!”
Why, yes, I do! Thanks for pointing that out while I’m managing a toddler meltdown and juggling groceries. Your observation is sooo helpful!
We’ve all said our share of eye-rolling comments, and there’s always room to improve. If you’re about to become a parent and think you’ll never roll your eyes, just wait—trust me, you’ll get it someday. And if you’ve decided not to have kids, that’s totally fine too; I won’t be the one saying, “Oh, you’ll change your mind.”
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Summary
Parenting often involves navigating unsolicited advice and eye-roll-worthy comments. From personal choices to unrealistic expectations, these phrases can drive any parent up the wall. Remember, it’s all part of the experience, and finding humor in it is key.