Why don’t our Target employees have moves like this?
Hey there, moms! Still reeling from that CGI Mr. Clean moment? Well, get ready for some real-life eye candy in the form of a dancing Target employee who’s taken the internet by storm.
Enter Ryan Thompson, an Executive Team Leader in the Assets Protection department at a Target store in Des Moines, Iowa. Cue the collective swoon from women everywhere—because this guy knows how to shake it! With his recent viral dance video, we wouldn’t be surprised if a troop of moms considered relocating just to catch a glimpse of him.
The video features Ryan busting a move to “Juju On That Beat” by Zayion McCall and Zay Hilfigerrr (yes, I had to Google it too, I’m 35, don’t judge). With over 2.5 million views, the comments section is a whirlwind of moms twirling their hair, eagerly wondering how they can witness his dance prowess in person.
Let’s be real: most of my Target employees, while friendly and helpful, don’t exactly resemble Ryan. Honestly, it’s probably a good thing; I already spend half my paycheck there! If Ryan were at my store, I’d be strolling through the aisles in my best LuLaRoe, just hoping to be caught on the security cam.
As for Ryan, he’s been at Target for nearly two years, and apart from a couple of high school musicals, he’s never had any formal dance training. “I just like to goof off whenever I can,” he says. Now that his video’s gone viral, he’s become quite the local celebrity, with customers stopping him in the store for pictures. But alas, he mainly saves his moves for off-hours, much to our disappointment.
Imagine the possibilities! If Target had a policy for dancing employees, it might just make our shopping trips a little more entertaining. Who wouldn’t want to see some sizzling dance moves while on a quest for essentials (which we all know is a loose term)?
Hey, Target! How about considering a screening process for future male employees to ensure they have some impressive dance skills? And, while you’re at it, how about some free popcorn for all the moms?
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In summary, Ryan Thompson has quickly turned into a heartthrob thanks to his viral dance video at Target, capturing the attention of moms everywhere. With his lighthearted approach to work, he’s added a bit of fun to the shopping experience, proving that sometimes retail therapy can come with a side of eye candy.