If you really care for her, treat her to some chicken!
Valentine’s Day is creeping up fast, fellas. At this point, it’s probably too late to snag a table at that trendy new restaurant, and let’s be honest, chocolates are a bit cliché. And while we’re at it, can we ditch the sexy lingerie? Most of us are still carrying around our winter layers, so let’s keep it real. Feeling the pressure? Don’t worry, KFC has your back.
Now, KFC is only running their Valentine’s Day contest in Canada, giving a few lucky folks the chance to send their significant other a ChickenGram—a heart-shaped box packed with scrumptious, crispy fried chicken. But just because you’re not in Canada doesn’t mean you can’t borrow this fantastic idea for your own romantic night.
Why not purchase a heart-shaped box from a craft store and fill it with KFC from a regular bucket? Imagine the scene: a trail of fried chicken pieces leading to the bedroom (breasts and legs, how’s that for sexy?) where a delightful assortment of fried chicken awaits. Make sure to artistically arrange it in the heart box and include one of KFC’s romantic chicken poems for that extra touch.
Just a friendly reminder: maybe wait a bit before diving into some post-chicken romance. Trust me, a full stomach isn’t great for intimacy. When you’ve been together for a while and maybe have a few kids running around, it’s time to drop the pretense of Valentine’s Day. Sure, jewelry and fancy dinners can be nice, but can anything really top a bucket of fried chicken and a Netflix binge?
True love is about keeping it genuine, and while some might appreciate the full-on Valentine’s treatment, most of us are more than happy to kick back in our yoga pants with some fried chicken, oh, and don’t forget the mashed potatoes.
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In summary, this Valentine’s Day, skip the usual gifts and instead embrace the joy of fried chicken—a heartwarming way to express love that’s sure to please.