Meet your new life guide in the form of a vibrant granny who’s not holding back. In a hilarious video from her YouTube channel, Granny Sassypants, she takes on the challenge of making a gluten-free, vegan birthday cake for her grandson, who’s gone a bit “hipster” with his diet.
“Hey there, InnerTube! Today I’m about to attempt a damn miracle—a cake without eggs, flour, or butter!” she exclaims with a mix of disbelief and sass. The grandmother isn’t shy about her thoughts on her grandson’s restrictive eating habits, which have recently shifted to gluten-free and no animal products. “First it was juice cleanses, then the monkey diet, and now it’s glutton-free—whatever that means!” And yes, she hilariously mispronounces “gluten” as “glutton.” We can’t get enough of this.
In her quest to accommodate her grandson’s choices, Granny dives into the world of “interwebs” recipe hunting. She gathers some unusual ingredients like coconut milk, dark chocolate, and xanthan gum to create what she dubs a miracle cake. “Can you freakin’ believe we’re using pumpkin instead of eggs?” she exclaims, while mixing everything together. “This is gonna be the tits,” she adds, before humorously comparing the batter to “runny dog poop.”
As she preps the cake, she muses about frosting it, wondering how to make it look appealing. Much to her surprise, when the cake emerges from the oven, it looks like a real cake! “Well, I’ll be a son of a gun! It doesn’t smell like dog poop!” After tasting her creation, she is pleasantly shocked, declaring, “I’ll be damned! That’s not too bad!”
The frosting impresses her even more, leading her to exclaim, “That is just fine.” Granny’s excitement builds as she anticipates her grandson’s reaction to her culinary adventure filled with expletives and internet searches. “He’s gonna be so damn happy!” And the final verdict? “Gluten-free my ass. That’s delicious!”
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In summary, this foul-mouthed granny has taken on the challenge of gluten-free baking with humor and creativity, proving that even the most restrictive diets can yield delicious results.