If You Grew Up with a Teacher as a Parent, You Can Relate to These 20 Realities

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For those of us raised by educators, it often felt like we were in an ongoing class. We learned early on about rules, proper posture in our seats, and the importance of not getting on a teacher’s bad side. Our assignments were always top-notch, thanks to insider tips from our teacher parents. My dad would spend countless hours ensuring my science project had those creative elements that even the child of a marketing guru wouldn’t think to add. Some may call this excessive involvement “helicopter parenting,” but I see it as simply growing up with a teacher for a parent.

Here are 20 truths you’ll recognize if you were raised by a teacher:

1. Mediocre work just isn’t an option. When I was tasked with writing a journal entry from the perspective of a Civil War soldier, I arrived at school with my piece crafted on homemade, vintage-style paper. Doesn’t everyone turn in their homework transformed into a mini art project? (Here’s a tip: Use a wet tea bag on rough paper, bake it, and singe the edges for that perfect antiqued effect!)
2. You might win contests you didn’t even know you entered. Back in the day, teachers often didn’t announce which assignments could be submitted for competitions, but I suspect my mom had a sixth sense because some projects received extra attention. Daughters of the American Revolution Essay Contest winner? Check. Martin Luther King Jr. Art Contest champ? Double-check.
3. Lunchtime is perpetually at 10:45 a.m., even on weekends. And don’t even ask about breakfast time.
4. Numbers, letters, and colors are for toddlers. If you weren’t learning this stuff by age 2, you better catch up to kindergarten material before preschool!
5. You know “the look.” Teachers have perfected the art of the disapproving stare for those moments when yelling just isn’t feasible. My mom employed the same technique at home. That look meant, “You’re being annoying, ridiculous, or irresponsible. Knock it off.”
6. You learn quickly what it means when your parent uses their “teacher voice.”
7. Acting out in class is a no-go, especially with your parent being tight with all your teachers. You won’t be slipping notes without immediate repercussions because your parent will get the full scoop from the teacher right after class.
8. Classroom setup is a valuable skill to add to your resume. Instead of hiring a babysitter for back-to-school prep, my mom took me along to help arrange her classroom, decorate, and set up the library.
9. Playing hooky? Absolutely not an option. That would be the ultimate embarrassment for any child.
10. Teacher gossip rivals any reality TV drama. It makes for lively dinner conversations until it crosses the line into scandalous territory.
11. Packing lunch the night before is non-negotiable.
12. Your garage is overflowing with school supplies.
13. Grading is the most sacred ritual.
14. The school day continues even after the final bell rings.
15. Don’t even think about mentioning teachers having summers off unless you want to unleash a verbal storm.
16. Homework? You can’t skip it, because your parent still tackles their own assignments.
17. Parent-teacher conferences? Your parent doesn’t bother with those.
18. You can play doctor or house, but if you suggest playing school, your parent might just lose it.
19. By day’s end, your parent is totally over being around kids. Love you though they might, you’re not immune.
20. If someone asks about your dream job, avoid saying “teacher.” My mom often reminded us that the stress, long hours, and low pay made teaching a tough gig. She always said if we were going to be underappreciated and stressed, we might as well choose a career that pays better.

Reflecting on the current educational climate, I can’t help but think about my own lengthy education. After 22 years as a student, I had zero desire to enter teaching! The thought of managing a classroom was daunting. But the camaraderie of lunch breaks, the thrill of late-night assignments, and sneaking notes during lectures? Those were the comforts of student life. I hope my son finds that same comfort in school. If he doesn’t, I’ve enlisted my mom as a boot camp-style substitute teacher.

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In summary, growing up with a teacher as a parent comes with its quirks and lessons that shape who you are. From perfectionism in projects to a deep understanding of the school system, these experiences leave a lasting impact.