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This Comedic Woman’s Fitness Journey Is All of Us
In the midst of winter layers that just won’t budge, a little dose of fitness humor is just what we need. Thankfully, the internet has blessed us with a side-splitting video from a woman who hilariously captures the absurdity of trying to get fit. Meet Mia, your new favorite online personality. Her Facebook page is a riot, filled with candid, unfiltered thoughts on various products. Her latest gem is a review of an exercise DVD that will have you in stitches because it’s just so relatable.
Mia recounts how she got home from work and decided to pop in a workout DVD for a quick session. The cover featured “Samantha,” and Mia thought, “She looks a bit like me,” since they both have, you know, hands.
Let the Laughter Commence!
The workout is called “3-Minute Core Crusher,” and Mia quips, “I need three minutes on my core, let me tell you.” After two kids, she feels like she needs 300 minutes, and honestly, who wouldn’t relate to that?
As she begins the routine, she thinks, “This is my kind of sport,” while admitting she can’t run without worrying about, well, accidents—something that seems to come with the territory of being in your 40s. To which I say, I’m 35 and having similar issues. Can I get a refund on life?
Mia’s ingenious solution? Double up on panty liners and carry on, but only after ensuring her curtains are drawn to “not scare the neighbors,” of course.
Now that she’s fully prepared, she’s “totally nailing it,” keeping pace with Samantha throughout. So confident in her newfound skills, she boldly declares that she’ll be a “size 12 by the weekend.” But just as she’s riding high on motivation, disaster strikes.
“Then do you know what that girl just said?” she fumes. “Congratulations, everyone. That was just the warm-up! Now let’s get into the real exercises!”
Oh no, she didn’t.
Mia was not here for Samantha’s nonsense. “That was just the warm-up? I needed a freaking paramedic!” she exclaims, realizing her “fast marching” and fiery muscles were just the beginning. Her conclusion? “Forget that noise. I’d rather take my chances with an early grave.”
Much like the common misconception that eating a single piece of fruit will magically shed five pounds overnight, one workout isn’t going to cut it either. But that doesn’t stop us from grumbling our way through routines led by overly cheerful instructors who promise fun but deliver torture.
As for Samantha, the peppy instructor who dashed Mia’s hopes, she apparently found the whole thing quite amusing. And trust me, Mia isn’t the only one who feels this way.
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In summary, Mia’s hilarious take on her fitness challenges resonates with many of us trying to navigate the ups and downs of getting in shape—it’s a comedic reminder that we’re all in this together, despite the sweat and tears.