March 12, 2017
Every mom desperately needs this sign on her bathroom door. Any parent knows that when kids come into the picture, privacy is practically nonexistent. From potty breaks to showers, interruptions are a given. At some point, you have to establish some boundaries—seriously! If you’re in need of motivation, one clever mom has just the sign for you.
Presenting the ultimate bathroom sign, which was shared over 11,000 times on the Practical Parenting Facebook page, indicating it really struck a chord with parents everywhere.
The sign reads: If mom is in the bathroom, you are NOT allowed to:
- Knock, unless the house is on fire or someone is bleeding and/or dead.
Honestly, why do kids feel the need to knock on the door while we’re trying to relieve ourselves? We really don’t care that you need a hug while we’re in the middle of a bathroom moment. We definitely don’t want to hear about your latest obsession with Pokemon mid-pee. Unless there’s a medical emergency, please just step back. - Scream questions at me if the shower is running! Hot Tip! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Showers are our escape, a mini-vacation packed into a precious few minutes. It’s sad, but true. So, for just seven little minutes, how about you let us enjoy this bliss and refrain from any interruptions? - Stand right outside the door and then yell at me when you get a face full of it like it’s my fault.
This mom’s got some fierce boundaries. Back off, sweet pea. You really don’t want a doorknob to the face! - Slide notes under the door, especially those with check boxes. Before knocking, ask yourself: Can I survive the next two minutes without mom? Check boxes with ‘yes’ and ‘no.’
Let’s make this simple—YES, you can manage! Stop slipping your drawings under the door. Even if you’re trying to share your artistic genius, it’s just going to frustrate us even more.
We don’t know who originally posted this gem, but whoever you are, you’re a rockstar! Fist bumps to all the other moms out there just trying to enjoy a moment of peace on the porcelain throne.
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Summary:
Mom life means surrendering your privacy, especially in the bathroom. One clever mom has created a sign that humorously outlines the boundaries kids need to respect when mom is trying to find a moment alone. With rules against knocking, screaming questions, and slipping notes, this sign captures the essence of parenting chaos. Share the solidarity, and don’t forget to check out related resources on fertility topics!