When I first laid eyes on these “futuristic” mom jeans featuring plastic cutouts at the knees, I couldn’t help but ponder if they earned the ‘mom jeans’ label because the zipper is so long it covers the entire pelvic area. Or perhaps it’s because the plastic cutouts are perfectly designed for busy moms like us, allowing us to flaunt our knees on those days when we only manage to shave our knees amidst the chaos of our homes—where the living room turns into a playroom and the spice drawer becomes a toddler’s treasure trove every time we try to sneak in a shower.
You might be staring at these pants thinking, “What in the world?” But hang on, you might just need a pair of see-through denim in your life. I’m all for a stylish rip, and these certainly deliver in a fresh, exciting way. And let’s not forget functionality; they score high on that front too.
Imagine looking fabulous while running errands on a rainy day, all while keeping your knees dry! I can’t believe I’ve endured the plight of soggy knees for over four decades. I’m even considering a clear umbrella and matching rain slicker to complete my look.
These pants are bound to be sturdy enough to withstand all the time you spend on your knees—picking up toys, scrubbing the carpet, and who knows what else. And if you happen to tear the plastic during one of those passionate cleaning frenzies, don’t fret. Just grab a couple of those brand-name freezer bags from your kitchen; we all know the cheap ones won’t cut it. Or, you could creatively snip a piece from your shower curtain liner! Just sew or glue on a new piece of plastic and you’re back in business. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, though. For $95 (which is basically a few days’ worth of groceries for a growing family), that plastic better be engineered to withstand the test of time.
If you spill a drink, take a tumble, or have a little one who enjoys using your legs as a tissue, fear not—the knee area cleans up nicely with just a wet cloth or sponge. Perhaps you want to highlight this particular area without actually feeling the cold air on your skin. Ripped jeans aren’t for everyone, especially in the winter. This option is warmer and more conservative for those who aren’t ready to commit to actual holes in their pants. Think of the plastic as a gentle introduction to showing a little skin. And hey, you can proudly display that knee tattoo all year round. (If you don’t have one yet, now might be the time to get inked.)
Having little windows in your denim is undeniably trendy. Just ask my knees—they’re practically sweating under those plastic rectangles. At this point, I’m just hoping the plastic doesn’t get too toasty and stick to my skin.
We’ve seen it all: ripped denim, flannel-lined jeans, lace-covered rips, and splatter-painted styles. I’ve tried everything, even those studded denim styles from my wild, big-hair days. It was high time for something fresh and exciting, like these plastic peephole jeans. We were all craving a shake-up.
It’ll be fascinating to see how other designers embrace this trend and where they choose to place these transparent squares. Hold onto your hats, because things are about to get a bit risqué.
This article was originally published on March 13, 2017.
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In summary, these innovative mom jeans with their unique plastic peepholes are not just a fashion statement but also a functional piece of clothing for busy moms. They may be on the pricier side, but their durability and style make them worth considering for the trend-savvy parent.