Tiny Tots at the Spa: Ovaries, Beware!

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If you’re looking for a dose of cuteness, look no further than these adorable babies enjoying their spa day! Let’s be real: babies don’t need pampering—they spend their days napping and getting snuggled. It’s the moms who deserve spa days! But hey, baby spas are a thing, and seeing these little munchkins floating in water is enough to make anyone’s ovaries do a happy dance (quickly shoves thoughts of vasectomy reversal aside as partner walks by).

These baby spas are being marketed as “sanctuaries for infants,” welcoming newborns from just two days old up to six months for a day of relaxation. They offer massages and hydrotherapy sessions to alleviate the stress of their demanding lives—because, honestly, being adored and napping all day can be tough, right?

Using a patented device called the “BUBBY” (those floaty contraptions supporting their little heads), these spas help babies experience freedom in the water. And trust me, witnessing a baby bobbing around like a blissful little buoy will make you shout to anyone nearby, “You HAVE to see this tiny floating miracle!” (It might sound odd if you don’t know the context, but just wait until you see the pics.)

Float Babies is one place that educates parents on the perks of baby massage, sensory experiences, and helpful tips for first-timers. A typical session lasts about an hour, including 10 to 30 minutes of floating time followed by a massage, costing around $65. Baby Spa Perth even claims that hydrotherapy can enhance muscular and skeletal strength while positively impacting digestion and circulation, potentially lowering the risk of jaundice in newborns.

Think about all the pointless things we buy for our little ones: wipe warmers (seriously, just stop), bathtub thermometers (ever heard of wrist-testing?), and overpriced onesies that perfectly align with the day’s diaper disaster. A baby spa doesn’t seem so ludicrous in comparison, especially when you consider how stinkin’ cute the photos are! Need a pick-me-up? Check out a few more to brighten your day.

Never have we wished to be tiny babies more!

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Summary

In conclusion, while babies may not require spa days, the idea of them floating in water and getting pampered is undeniably adorable and might just tug at your heartstrings. With baby spas on the rise, it’s a cute investment for parents looking for a unique experience for their little ones.