Feather Brows Are a Trend Now, and We Have So Many Questions

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Feather Brows

So, feather brows are apparently a thing now, and honestly, we’re not sure if we should laugh or cry. Isn’t it enough that we already have to juggle parenting and a million other responsibilities without worrying about glueing our eyebrows into bizarre shapes?

What’s the Deal with Feather Brows?

Seriously, feather brows? It’s like we’ve collectively lost the plot. Instead of enhancing our natural beauty, we’re now considering hairstyles that resemble a centipede crawling across our foreheads. Because that’s exactly the image we want to evoke with the hair above our eyes, right?

The reactions from myself and my makeup-loving friends have been nothing short of hilarious: Nope. Absolutely not. No way, no how. One friend even jokingly suggested that we take this look to the next level by gluing an entire pigeon to our faces. Now that’s a trend we can all get behind—said no one ever!

The Origin of Feather Brows

According to Glamour, this eyebrow-raising trend (pun intended!) can be traced back to Finnish makeup artist Stella Sironen. She originally posted the idea as a joke, but, shockingly, it caught on. In her Instagram caption, she recommends using a gluestick to maintain that unsettling centipede look, as if this trend needed any more “wtf” moments.

For the truly daring, you can even add some gold glitter to your feather brows. Because if we’re going to embrace this bizarre trend, we may as well go all out, right? Just channel your inner Effie Trinket from The Hunger Games and make it fabulous.

Final Thoughts

So, if feather brows are your thing, more power to you! Meanwhile, we’ll be over here, shaking our heads in disbelief and keeping our eyebrow hairs glue-free.

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In summary, feather brows have entered the beauty scene in a way that feels utterly absurd. While some might embrace this trend, the rest of us are left wondering how we got here and rolling our eyes at the latest beauty fad.