Gentlemen, if you’ve ever had a desire to strut your stuff in a romper, your moment has arrived! If you’re on the lookout for a pre-Father’s Day gift, the latest craze in men’s fashion is here to make a splash: the RompHim.
Now, ladies, don’t get too envious; this isn’t just any romper. It’s a RompHim. Although, let’s be honest, someone in marketing really should be fired over that name because it’s essentially a Bromper. Regardless, it’s a playful onesie for men who are ready to toss caution (and perhaps a bit of dignity) to the summer breeze.
Everyone should wear what brings them joy. So if you happen to spot a RompHim and think, “This is the missing link in my wardrobe,” then go ahead—grab it with both hands. Just be mindful that the likelihood of encountering a mooseknuckle (think male cameltoe) is surprisingly high with these outfits (ask any woman who’s donned a romper). So, we can’t help but ask: “But why?”
According to their Kickstarter page, the RompHim is crafted to “turn heads and break hearts.” Is it a romper tailored for men? Sure, but it’s also much more than that. Calm down, buddy; it’s not a Transformer.
The RompHim is intended for all your casual escapades—concerts, beach days, rooftop hangouts, and pool parties (you know, the places you frequented before the kids came along). However, we can’t help but envision dads in RompHims bending down to pick up a sippy cup at the park, coaching T-ball, or navigating a slide at an indoor play area on a sweltering Saturday. Not exactly a flattering sight.
It seems Twitter is on the same page. The RompHim has been dubbed the Axe body spray of men’s leisurewear:
Kudos to the designer for including a zipper fly, so RompHim wearers don’t have to strip completely to answer nature’s call. But gentlemen, beware if you need to go number two; the RompHim may leave you shivering in a public restroom, trying to keep it off the pee-soaked floor while balancing above the toilet seat. Trust us, we know the struggle.
Clearly, there are fans of this venture, as the founders have already raised over $42,000. If you want to support this project, you’ve got 28 days left to become a “RompHero” (don’t shoot the messenger).
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In summary, the RompHim is a bold and quirky addition to men’s fashion that has sparked both intrigue and skepticism. While it offers a unique style, practicality might be a concern for the everyday dad. Whether you love it or loathe it, the RompHim is making waves this season.