Comedic Moms Share the Real Deal on Bathing Suits

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It’s that time of year again—swimsuit season. And two hilarious moms are laying bare the struggles of finding a bathing suit that actually flatters. In a side-splitting video, they perfectly capture the trials and tribulations we all face in the fitting room.

Meet Jenna Parker and Lisa Thompson, the dynamic duo behind the popular Facebook page MomsofJoy. Their latest clip dives into the absurdity surrounding women’s swimwear, and trust us, it’s as relatable as it gets.

The Swimwear Struggle

Kicking things off, the duo shows off what guys get to wear to the beach—comfortable board shorts and loose t-shirts. Lisa quips about the practicality of men’s beach attire, joking, “You can bend down without any wardrobe malfunctions. Everything is contained!” Can you imagine heading to the beach without fearing an accidental reveal while reaching for a juice box?

“I’m definitely not rocking a swimsuit with confidence,” Jenna admits, “but I’m not going to let that stop me from making some beach memories.” She humorously mentions that after a couple of drinks, those insecurities tend to fade—though she’s still grappling with the fact that she’s twelve pounds heavier since having her little one. “At this point, it’s just weight,” she laughs.

Fashion Show of Absurdity

The moms then treat us to a fashion show of swimsuits that make you question the sanity of designers. Jenna starts with a black one-piece that looks like a spiderweb nightmare. “Why do these cut-outs even exist? Isn’t the goal to keep everything tucked in?” she wonders aloud.

Lisa isn’t impressed with her ruffled monokini either. “Is there a way to make your backside look bigger and highlight those love handles while making your bust feel small?” she jokes. She also models a suit that seems to give her “four complete buttcheeks,” while Jenna regrets her spiderweb creation even more. “The hanger told me it was bad news,” she quips.

Finding Joy in the Chaos

After showcasing a few more ludicrous options, Jenna sums it up perfectly: “You know what’s truly attractive? Joy.” And she’s spot on. Our kids and partners care way more about our happiness than how we look in a swimsuit.

In the end, they slip into the sensible cover-ups they actually wear to the beach. “This is reality,” Jenna says. “And my kids think I’m the coolest because I’m having a blast with them.” She emphasizes the importance of modeling self-love for her daughter: “She’ll learn to love herself not from my words, but by watching me embrace life.”

Her closing thought? “I’d love to have a ‘revenge body,’ but I’ll settle for a ‘whatever’ attitude.” And honestly, that sounds just right.

Further Reading

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In summary, these comedic moms remind us that while the swimsuit struggle is real, it’s all about finding joy and embracing life’s beautiful chaos.