Sometimes, even the most patient pet rescuers reach their limit. That might just be the case for Mr. Whiskers, affectionately dubbed Duke Whiskerton. The adoption listing for this feline menace is as straightforward as it gets.
According to the Cat Enthusiasts of Melbourne, who provide “Welfare • Advocacy • Support – for rescued cats and the humans who love them,” Mr. Whiskers has earned himself a rather notorious reputation. His adoption ad boldly proclaims that he is “a total rascal…a tyrant and a little dictator.” So, basically, just your average cat, right?
Gina Pawsworth, founder of the Cat Enthusiasts of Melbourne, penned this brutally honest description, and honestly, she deserves a medal. Potential adopters need to know exactly what they’re signing up for. Cats can be sneaky, and Mr. Whiskers might just charm his way into a new home, leaving unsuspecting owners in for quite the surprise.
Gina didn’t hold back: “Mr. Whiskers hates being told what to do. He throws quite the kitty fit if he can’t go outside on his schedule (he had a few meltdowns during his first weeks with his foster family). And don’t even think about being late for mealtime — that’s a sure way to provoke a tantrum.”
Oh, and watch out for those nibbles! “If he disapproves of your actions, expect a little bite!” Or if you rub him the wrong way. “Mr. Whiskers prefers cuddles on his terms. He’ll plop down on your lap when he feels like it, but if your petting isn’t up to standard, prepare for a nip.”
And don’t even think about walking anywhere near him. “Occasionally, he likes to swipe at your feet. It all depends on what he can reach!” This kitty doesn’t mess around!
Honestly, while reading that description, I found myself double-checking whether I was reading about a cat or my toddler. He also “likes his cuddles on his terms.”
But despite the antics, Duke Whiskerton is undeniably a handsome cat. He has his redeeming qualities too: he “allows kisses on his shiny black head if he’s feeling chill… loves to be involved in your activities (which likely means he’ll sit on your keyboard while you work), and he’s “ridiculously healthy.” It’s funny, but after reading this listing, I’m almost tempted to adopt Gina Pawsworth instead!
As of now, Mr. Whiskers is “on hold,” which hopefully indicates that someone has the courage to handle this spirited kitty and provide him the home he so richly demands. Just a word of advice for any potential adopters: “Mr. Whiskers is not for the faint-hearted or inexperienced. He is a full-blooded tomcat with very clear boundaries.” Again, sounds a lot like my toddler, but at least he doesn’t come with claws. Unfortunately, he seems to enjoy biting just as much as Duke Whiskerton.
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In summary, Mr. Whiskers, aka Duke Whiskerton, is a one-of-a-kind feline with a personality that demands attention and care. He’s not for the faint of heart, but for the right person, he could be the quirky companion you never knew you needed!