As a parent, I typically take a relaxed approach to germs and messes. My cleaning skills hover at a mediocre level, and I certainly don’t adhere to an all-organic, non-GMO diet. In fact, just last week, I indulged in a half-eaten candy bar I found in my minivan while waiting for my son’s practice to end (I was starving!).
However, when I discovered lice scuttling through my kids’ hair, I completely lost my composure. While I’m usually unfazed by dirt and germs, seeing live bugs in my children’s hair was utterly horrifying. Let’s be honest: lice are the spawn of the devil.
But fear not! You will make it through this ordeal. It will be a tough ride, but you’ll emerge on the other side.
First 24 Hours of Chaos
Here’s a glimpse into the chaos that ensued within the first 24 hours of discovering our unwelcome guests: After nearly gagging at the sight of those hideous little critters, I rushed to the nearest pharmacy to stock up on RID and immediately texted everyone I knew who had faced lice, pleading for help.
There were a lot of expletives involved.
Desperate, I called the closest Lice Removal Clinic and begged for an appointment. (They could only fit us in the next morning, which sent me into a panic about a full-blown lice invasion overnight.) I scrubbed my kids’ heads and my own with RID shampoo until we were left raw. I snapped at my partner, took a Xanax, and checked the fridge for wine.
In a frenzy, I began tossing out anything that could harbor lice. Stuffed animals? Gone. Throw pillows? Not needed. Soon enough, my laundry room was a mountain of hats, coats, and backpacks, all waiting to be sanitized.
The Lice Clinic Experience
The next morning, we arrived at the lice clinic bright and early, ready for a cleanse from these devilish parasites. If you have access to a lice treatment clinic, I highly suggest investing in their services. Two and a half hours later, we emerged free of lice, albeit with sticky hair and fashionable hairnets.
Fifteen loads of laundry later, I finally felt a wave of relief wash over me.
Lessons Learned
Amidst the lice crisis and the ensuing panic, I learned a few key things:
- Lice outbreaks are incredibly common. Almost everyone I know has had some experience with them.
- Lice are disgusting. They feast on human blood, and their saliva is what causes the itching—truly gross.
- The nits (or eggs) are the real culprits. While killing the adult bugs is relatively easy, their eggs are stubbornly tenacious.
- Nit-picking is an awful task; hiring professionals to treat is worth every penny. The women at the clinic were calm, knowledgeable, and effective. Hats off to you, Sarah and Emily!
- You’ll survive. It may involve a panic attack or two, several glasses of wine, and maybe even some nightmares about bugs, plus the odd shouting match with your partner.
Oh, and be prepared for days of itching, even at the mere mention of lice. You might find yourself scratching your head right now!
But trust me—you will survive this.
Additional Resources
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In summary, lice may feel like a nightmare, but with some determination and help, you can conquer this challenge. Embrace the chaos, and remember, you’re not alone in this journey.