It’s no secret that a trip to IKEA can challenge even the strongest of partnerships. If you’re venturing to IKEA with a significant other, brace yourself for at least a handful of light disputes. And if you manage to escape the store unscathed, prepare for a showdown while trying to make sense of those confusing assembly instructions for your newly purchased furniture.
Comedian Jake Thompson recognized this dilemma and created a “Relationship Rescue Station” to assist couples in maintaining their affection for one another during their IKEA experience. Thompson is known for his humorous public art projects, including amusing signs and fake animal facts.
“Shopping can be a real stressor,” reads one sign. “Here are 5 quick tips to diffuse tension with your partner.” The first suggestion? “Just leave IKEA immediately.”
In an interview with a parenting blog, Thompson shared, “I’ve navigated the depths of the IKEA labyrinth and thankfully came out mostly unscathed.” So here are some creative ways to channel your frustrations while hunting for that elusive throw pillow.
“Yell at this little horse instead of each other.” Did that tiny horse just imply we could reach the wine glasses faster if we cut through the kids’ bedroom section? Are you serious, little horse? I told you, they’re in THE MARKET.
There’s only going to be happiness if we can find those darn cups. Where are they? Why are there arrows on the floor leading to nowhere? Why is my cart stuffed with plastic plants and floor mats I don’t need? Where is my partner?
The person I came with vanished to the café for Swedish meatballs while I’m left to navigate the maze of IKEA. Can you assist me with that, tiny horse?
You’ll never manage to build that wall unit anyway. Stop looking at it! Blows bubbles into partner’s face.
Thompson set up this creative station at his local IKEA in Burbank, California, and it seems that IKEA should consider installing these everywhere. Anything that makes navigating the endless money-draining maze a bit easier would surely be a welcome addition.
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In summary, navigating IKEA can be a test for couples, but with a little humor and creativity, it can be a more enjoyable experience. The “Relationship Rescue Station” serves as a clever reminder to lighten up and keep the love alive, even amidst the chaos.