Hippity hoppity greetings and Happy Easter, fellow parents! Or is it really? Much like other major holidays, Easter tends to send our kids into hyperdrive, leading to meltdowns galore. But hey, that’s not going to stop us, right?
We brave the daunting egg hunts, stuff baskets with an excessive amount of candy, and then wonder why our little ones are bouncing off the walls. We line up for those cringe-worthy photos with some dude in a bunny suit that will likely haunt our dreams until summer. And let’s not forget the endless cleanup of that infuriating Easter grass that seems to multiply until winter. But we do it out of love, and thankfully, the witty parents on Twitter have a knack for making it all seem amusing.
1. Miracle of Convenience!
Funny how it’s always the same size as the plastic eggs…
2. Hiding Out.
Even the “friendly” bunny gives me the creeps. I can’t imagine the scary version!
3. Brilliant Strategy.
$50 for a babysitter? This is the best investment ever!
4. The Grass That Never Ends.
We should gather all the Easter grass and burn it. Just kidding! We’d still find it everywhere until next Christmas.
5. Competitive Spirit.
Every holiday is a chance to bicker with your partner. Don’t miss this golden opportunity!
6. Safety First!
Am I the only one who suits up their kids in helmets and pads for the hunt? Second place is just the first loser!
7. Sweet Decisions.
Is your chocolate treat worth dimming the sparkle in your child’s eyes? Absolutely!
8. No Days Off.
Moms don’t get holidays. Except for Mother’s Day, which is usually a total circus.
9. Free Treats.
Kids provide a steady supply of free candy—let us revel in this small joy!
10. Clever Idea.
Just toss his shoes in the yard with some plastic eggs. Just a thought.
11. Keep Searching.
As long as we have chocolate, all is well.
12. What Were They Thinking?
Who thought a giant bunny hiding eggs was a good plan? They must have been high or something.
13. Less Work, Right?
Honestly, just putting everything in a basket would save so much effort.
14. Easter Cheers!
Happy Easter, everyone!
This article was originally published on April 13, 2017.
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In summary, while Easter may bring forth its share of chaos and laughter, parents everywhere are united through shared experiences, making the most of the holiday with a sense of humor.