Ben and Laura Call It Quits: A Shocking Split

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In a stunning turn of events, former reality TV couple Ben “I’m a nice guy, trust me” Thompson and Laura “I’m not that into Ben” Johnson have decided to part ways. Surprisingly, no one seems shocked by this news.

During Ben’s season of the reality show, he famously professed his love to two contestants, only to let one go the very next day. One of the lucky ladies was Laura, while the other was Kate, who became the star of her own season as The Bachelorette. Laura emerged as the winner, moving in with Ben to start their life together, which was chronicled in the series Ben and Laura: Happily Ever After? (the question mark is quite telling).

It’s as if the producers realized that the couple may not actually be as compatible as they seemed. In a hypothetical producer meeting, one might imagine the conversation going something like this:

Producer 1: “We named the show Ben and Laura: Happily Ever After, but it’s clear she can’t stand him. Should we throw a question mark in there to cover ourselves when this relationship inevitably crashes and burns?”

Producer 2: “Sure, why not?”

Just last week, Ben shared an Instagram post quoting Martin Luther King Jr. to honor Laura. Quite the statement, considering the split.

During their time together, Laura appeared to be suffering from a case of “Bacheloritis,” where contestants often idealize their partners while on camera. Once the cameras stopped rolling, the reality of their relationship set in. Laura found herself paired with a man who had a penchant for medieval cosplay, while Ben faced a roommate who seemed to resent everything about him—especially communication. Their relationship was riddled with tension, and it was evident on their show.

To make matters even more awkward, the two are currently co-hosting Disney’s Fairytale Weddings, a special about planning the perfect wedding in the happiest place on Earth.

In a joint statement to People, the couple expressed, “With heavy hearts, we announce our decision to go our separate ways. We are grateful for the time we spent together and will remain friends, wishing the best for each other. We appreciate your understanding during this time.” As Ben copes with his heartache, likely indulging in a giant ice cream cone, Laura is presumably enjoying her newfound freedom.

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In summary, Ben and Laura’s breakup may not have surprised anyone, given the state of their relationship showcased on reality TV. While they express mutual respect and plans to stay friends, it’s clear that the fairy tale ending many hoped for was not meant to be.