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Gwyneth’s GOOP Summit: Experience the Eye-Rolling In Person
The eagerly anticipated GOOP Summit is on its way, and let’s just say, the world might not be equipped to handle it. You could attend Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP Summit in June, or you could just burn $1500 instead. But if you choose to incinerate your cash, you’ll miss out on an IV drip and a chance to sip cocktails with Gwyneth — your call!
Yes, friends, the GOOP Summit is set for June 10 in Los Angeles, aptly named “In GOOP Health.” Where else can you spend an entire day exploring crystals, meditating, and mingling with celebrities like Bella Thorne and Lena Dunham? Nowhere else, that’s for sure. So, grab your credit card and book that flight!
Gwyneth is bringing her wellness philosophy to life with offerings like crystal therapy, aura photography, non-toxic nail services, a “flower remedy” station, foam rolling sessions led by a “fascia expert,” a sweat-free mind-body workout, sound baths, and even an IV drip for those who may arrive a bit worse for wear. Three different ticket levels provide varying degrees of access. It seems someone might be in trouble for forgetting to book the yoni egg instructor and vaginal steamer—where’s the good help these days?
Ticket Options
The ticket options are Lapis, Amethyst, and Clear Quartz. The Lapis option costs $500 and grants access to every panel and keynote. The Amethyst ticket, priced at $1000, allows you to mingle over cocktails with Gwyneth herself, alongside a special foam roller workout and a mini version of a no-sweat workout. I must admit, Gwyneth’s seamless blend of wellness and indulgence is pretty impressive. The $1500 Clear Quartz ticket includes drinks and lunch with Gwyneth.
Over the course of this engaging (yet intensive) day, attendees will participate in panels, keynotes, and interactive sessions led by the health experts we rely on at GOOP. Topics will range from gut health to sexual wellness, and attendees will have exclusive access to a marketplace filled with clean beauty products, delectable food brands, and wellness goods.
Nine hours of wellness gurus, crystals, aura photography, and Gwyneth—who wouldn’t consider paying $1500 for that? The Clear Quartz and Amethyst tickets are already sold out, but you can still snag a Lapis ticket for $500. Just be aware, commoner, you may not get the chance to rub elbows with Gwyneth or sneak into the sound meditation class.
What’s stopping you? This could be your moment!
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In summary, the GOOP Summit promises a unique blend of wellness, celebrity interaction, and holistic experiences, all for a price that matches its exclusivity. Whether you’re in it for the cocktails, the crystals, or the chance to learn from wellness experts, this event is certainly designed for those ready to embrace Gwyneth’s world.