Baked treats often seem like a fantastic idea, right? Until they aren’t. While some individuals excel in the kitchen, others find themselves in a chaotic mess, leading to some rather shocking outcomes—like potentially alarming grandma.
Recently, a father shared a photo of the cookies his wife attempted to bake for their one-year-old’s birthday celebration. Thankfully, she chose blue, as pink would have made the situation even more amusing.
In total, there were 97 cookies, and some were even out of the frame. That’s 97 opportunities for this mom to realize she was frosting cookies that looked like, well, let’s just say they resembled something rather adult. This is a clear example of how sleep deprivation and caring for a toddler can impact an adult’s thought process.
Alternatively, it’s possible she didn’t notice the shapes until after the baking was complete and thought, “No way am I starting over after making all these!” Anyone who’s baked knows that sometimes edges become rounded, transforming what started as a simple shape into something far more suggestive.
Or maybe she has a great sense of humor, recognized the shapes immediately, and thought, “This is going to be the best birthday party ever!”
At least it could have been worse—imagine if she had chosen rainbows instead!
It’s not really this tired mom’s fault that so many objects in our world have phallic shapes.
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In summary, this amusing cookie mishap serves as a reminder that sometimes, even well-intentioned baking can go hilariously awry, leaving us with memorable—if not slightly embarrassing—moments.