Are you a true cat enthusiast? Do you find cats more delightful than humans? If your conversations revolve around feline philosophies and your cat’s preferences, then you might want to consider a unique property currently listed in the Arizona desert.
A real estate advertisement recently shared by a local agency has taken the internet by storm, and it’s easy to see why once you view the interior images. Located at a rather complicated address, this quirky abode is on the market for $240,000—a remarkable price if you’re seeking a solitary retreat.
While the listing employs typical real estate jargon, we’ve deciphered it for you: “Contemporary (with indoor plumbing) eccentric (unconventional) full log-sided custom home (truly one-of-a-kind) set on about 20 acres (perfect for secluded living) for cat lovers! (Mr. Whiskers reigns supreme) If you’re a cat fanatic, this is your spot! If not, better bring your sandblaster! (And perhaps some matches, a smudge stick, and a priest.) Custom-built with hardwood cabinets (made from Oak, Lacewood, and Bocote) (the Wood Database notes that Bocote often features intriguing patterns), artistically enhanced with river rock. Cat walkways and a Medieval-style cat castle with multiple levels (made of stone). (WARNING) All interior doors are custom-crafted (wood). You must see to believe it truly exists!!! (No joke) An extraordinary, fun (the kind of fun reminiscent of being trapped in a dark, windowless space while hearing unsettling noises) home!”
Let’s take a closer look!
Sure, it needs some updates, but it’s a charming little house with skylights and expansive windows…alongside an overwhelming number of cat figures. Those toy cats attached to the railing on the left appear to be in a frantic escape, hilariously stuck mid-climb. Quite the sight!
The array of cat-themed items is impressive, though the presence of Christmas stockings in June is questionable. Sure, my cat has a stocking too, but that’s a bit excessive.
Notice those high ceilings adorned with cat decor. It’s likely someone climbed those beams to hang them, rather than using a ladder—definitely not the most practical approach.
There’s ample storage space available, presumably for more cats!
Now, how about a relaxing soak in that bathroom? Oh wait… every mug is a cat-themed one! Also, the absence of plates suggests a preference for a soup-centric diet often associated with the eccentric.
Onward to the garage, which offers plenty of space for your gym equipment, like a Stairmaster and a trampoline, which you could use to reach the ceiling for more cat posters.
And your view? A tranquil, barren landscape that could be your final resting place.
They’re now accepting offers, so don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind property!
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In summary, if you adore cats and are looking for a truly unique living space, this property could be your dream home—or perhaps a setting for your worst nightmares. It’s a wild combination of eccentricity that might be just the right fit for the right cat lover!