Yvette Green, a parenting expert and author of the memoir Child, Please: How Mama’s Old-School Lessons Helped Me Keep It Together, recently shared her thoughts in our Mid Questionnaire. We were thrilled to learn that she has a knack for impersonating Cookie from Empire and that she considers Kelly Ripa her secret best friend.
What’s something you’ve always wanted to learn?
I’ve always dreamed of mastering a team sport—any sport, really! I’d love to earn a varsity letter, but do they even have middle-aged teams? I need to find out because, unlike my teenage years, I feel like I’ve got it together now—at least in my imagination. They say confidence is key, right? I’ve always felt a bit awkward, partly due to my long limbs. I’m convinced I could excel at lay-ups or fastballs if only I could grow into my body after all these years.
What trip have you been meaning to take?
Honestly, I could use a visit to one of those fancy places for eyebrow threading and waxing—I’ve never had it done, and it sounds luxurious. Since Empire debuted, I’ve developed a serious admiration for Taraji P. Henson’s eyebrows. I’m not sure mine could ever look that fabulous, but I’m practicing my “Cookie” walk. Above all, I’ve always wanted to take a trip to South Africa with my kids.
To whom would you write a thank you note?
I owe a huge thank you to all my incredible teachers, but one person stands out: Al, the man who sat in his lawn chair across the street from our house when we moved into a predominantly white neighborhood in the ’70s. He was a bit grumpy, rarely spoke, and was always smoking. But on the Fourth of July, he invited me to join a parade he organized for neighborhood kids. I initially hesitated but quickly got into it, donning a ridiculous red, white, and blue halter top. Al’s insistence made me feel included, and I’ll always be grateful for that sense of belonging.
What were you up to at age 12 on a Friday night?
You’d find me glued to a black-and-white TV with my siblings, watching Sanford and Son. My older brother was always trying to fix the reception with a wire hanger while we engaged in our best impressions of Fred and Esther. Once the show was over, I’d probably dive into our beloved Encyclopedia Britannicas that Mama had invested so much in.
Who did you make your first mixtape for?
My first mixtape was for my boyfriend, who was affectionately known as “Dollar Bill.” He played bass in his brother’s band, and my tape featured a lot of Earth, Wind & Fire tracks—think “Reasons” and “After the Love Is Gone.” I also threw in some Phil Collins and Steely Dan. I was the undisputed queen of mixtapes, loving the smooth sounds of quiet storm music. In college, I even took a turn as a deejay at our campus radio station, feeling quite sophisticated at the time.
What’s the one childhood story you’re tired of hearing at family gatherings?
There’s this tale about me as a toddler with my grandpa, Papa. Apparently, when Richard Nixon appeared on TV, I turned my back to the screen and patted it, as if to say, “Kiss my behind, Mr. President.” I don’t remember it, but it’s a family favorite that they retell with joy.
What advice would you give your 25-year-old self?
“You’re in the right place to find your true path.” Maya Angelou once said this to me, and it resonated deeply. If I could give my younger self a second piece of advice, I’d say to stop worrying about my thighs—20 years from now, I’d wish I looked that good!
What’s one thing you excel at?
It’s hard to choose just one, but I’m known for my hot wings, thanks to my Buffalo roots. They’re crispy yet tender, packed with flavor and just the right amount of kick. I can’t give away my secret recipe, but let’s just say it’s legendary.
What’s your motto or theme song?
“Up Jumps da Boogie” by Missy Elliott is my go-to tune to get pumped for whatever lies ahead. It’s my mental rallying cry. I even find myself repeating her lyrics when I need a little inspiration.
What’s a comforting movie or show for you?
I can’t help but smile when I catch the beginning of Kelly and Michael. Their chemistry is infectious, and I love the thought of living a glamorous life in the city like Kelly. Michael’s enthusiasm always sets a positive tone for my day. I usually tune out after their banter, but their dynamic always lifts my spirits.
In summary, Yvette Green’s reflections on her life and experiences show the value of belonging, creativity, and personal growth. Whether through mixtapes or meaningful connections, her journey is one of embracing the past while looking toward the future.