10 Nostalgic ’80s Lip Balms We Wish We Could Find Today

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Ah, the ’80s—a decade filled with bold colors, big hair, and some seriously fun lip products. Back then, I was far from the makeup aficionado I am now; my beauty routine revolved around one key item: lip balm. We weren’t as focused on hydration; it was all about the flavors! The ’80s were like a candy store for lip products, with cherry ChapStick and Revlon Silver City Pink reigning supreme. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about those fabulous lip balms that defined our childhood.

1. Bonne Bell Lip Smacker
   What sparked our obsession with flavors like mint and cherry? The moment my older sister flaunted her Strawberry Lip Smacker, I was hooked. Bonne Bell knew how to entice us with wild fruit flavors—who could resist trying to taste them? They even introduced candy-inspired options like Dr. Pepper and Orange Crush. If only I could get my hands on a Tootsie Roll Lip Smacker today!
2. Lip Smacker Necklace
   The ultimate accessory? A giant Lip Smacker hanging around your neck! Yes, that’s right! I proudly wore my Bubble Gum Lip Smacker everywhere—even to soccer practice. Who wouldn’t want instant access to lip care when dressed in their Lanz flannel nightgown?
3. The Body Shop Lip Balm
   The Body Shop’s Kiwi Fruit flavor was everything! It was my introduction to exotic fruits and made me feel so sophisticated as I dipped my finger into that little pot of glossy goodness. I tried Apricot once, but nothing compared to the kiwi magic.
4. Kissing Koolers
   Maybelline’s Kissing Koolers were a dream come true, reminiscent of those delicious cherry-cream Lifesaver lollipops. With their vibrant packaging and flavors like watermelon, these balms had it all. Plus, wearing something with “kissing” in the name made you feel ready for romance—even at 9.5 years old.
5. Village Lip Lickers
   Once I discovered Watermelon Lip Lickers, I was spoiled for life. This sticky delight came in a pink tray, and I still remember the thrill of sliding open that tin. The scent was so intoxicating that it turned heads everywhere I went.
6. Naturistics Glossy Lip Balm
   Before the packaging of Bath & Body Works became commonplace, Naturistics captured my heart with its whimsical designs featuring limes and mangos. Their botanical mint line was my go-to in winter. The technical-sounding name made me feel like I was using something sophisticated—whatever that meant!
7. Carmex
   Carmex users were a breed apart. With its old-school apothecary vibe, this balm was serious business. No fruity flavors for them! It’s the kind of product you’d try as a teen and stick with for life.
8. Kissing Potion
   Another must-have for the kissable crowd! I remember rolling the little ball of Cherry Smash over my lips, applying layer after layer of kissable gloss.
9. Candy Kisses
   Some say these gems belong to the ’90s, but their adorable tins and mint chocolate flavor were revolutionary. Who knew you could experience such bliss outside of a Baskin-Robbins?
10. Zinka
    You may remember Zinka as a sunscreen, but cool kids wore it as lip balm! Its neon colors made it a standout choice for pool days, giving us a vivid, almost radioactive look that was equal parts lifeguard chic and quirky kid.

These delightful products represent a nostalgic era of carefree childhood and fun. Remembering these lip balms makes me wish I could relive those simpler times, just like the insights shared on this blog post about home insemination. For those exploring their options, Cryobaby offers great insights on home insemination kits, while UCSF’s resource is invaluable for understanding fertility options.

In summary, the ’80s were a golden era for lip balms, filled with vibrant flavors and creative packaging that brought joy to our daily routines. Whether it was a Lip Smacker or a quirky Zinka, these products remain a cherished part of our memories.