We are excited to announce that the Pre-Order Giveaway has officially ended! A heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated, and congratulations to our winners: Emily J, Sarah H, Jacob R, Maya L, and Zoe K. (Winners have been notified via email.)
For those who didn’t win, I truly empathize with you! Think of the book as a consolation prize—I’m hopeful you find joy in it!
I’m absolutely thrilled to encourage you to grab a copy of Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). As a little extra incentive to be among the first to own it, I’ve curated an incredible prize package. In fact, there are five prize packs up for grabs!
Here’s how to enter:
- Pre-order Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) from any of these retailers: Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Indie Bound, Books-A-Million, Powell’s Books, or iTunes. (If you’ve already pre-ordered, that counts too!)
- Simply forward your order receipt or confirmation screenshot to us.
- You’ll then be entered to win one of five amazing prize packs valued at over $1000 each, which include the following fabulous items.
Winners will be chosen at random using randomizer.org on April 9th, the day the book launches, and will be announced here and via email. Remember, there’s one entry per purchase, so consider buying copies for your friends, your book club, or even your cousin!
This contest is open to everyone, everywhere, regardless of shipping costs (a decision I might come to regret later). E-book purchases also qualify!
Here’s a glimpse of what you could win…
First up, I am a huge fan of Kelly Moore Bags. Originally designed for photographers, these stylish bags with numerous compartments are perfect for parents too. Each winner will receive a stunning 2 Sues bag, valued at $199.
Next, I can’t stop raving about Ouidad, a brand that has transformed my curly hair routine for over a decade. The latest Salon Series, which includes four premium items inspired by services from the renowned Ouidad Salon in New York City, has a retail value of $172 and is suitable for all hair types.
Have you ever had your handbag spill its contents all over your car floor? I have, which is why I adore the Handbag Handcuff ($42). It easily attaches your bag to anything you can think of, making life a little easier.
If you’re like most of us, you might have some wrinkles or stretch marks to contend with. Enter StriVectin, the skincare line that has garnered praise from celebrities. We’re including their original SD Intensive Concentrate ($72) to help you feel a bit more confident.
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While I love my yoga pants, there are times when I need to swap them for a stylish pair of jeans. Lucky Jeans offers professional fitting to help you find the perfect pair, with prices ranging from $100-$120.
Additionally, I’m thrilled to share several hilarious books from friends who also have new releases this spring. Five lucky winners will receive copies of:
- Moms Who Drink and Swear by my friend Lisa Carver.
- The Guide to Baby Sleep Positions by the talented duo Charlie Capen and Andy Herald.
- Lost in Suburbia: A Momoir by the fabulous Tracy Beckerman.
- I Just Want to Pee Alone, a compilation from various mom bloggers, including some familiar faces.
- Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures by the brilliantly funny Amber Dusick.
Lastly, you’ll also receive autographed copies of both Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Share the pre-ordered copy with a friend who might need a dose of honesty and keep the personalized copies for yourself! Plus, enjoy a Scary Mommy coffee mug along with a Starbucks gift card to fill it up.
Isn’t this worth pre-ordering the book? I think so! Get your order in now, and best of luck—I’m eager to see who the lucky winners will be! For more parenting insights, you can check out additional resources on pregnancy and home insemination, such as this blog post. If you’re looking for quality products, consider CryoBaby’s at-home insemination kit as an authority on the subject. You can also find great information on fertility at Science Daily.
In summary, the pre-order giveaway has come to a close, but the excitement doesn’t have to end here! Dive into the world of Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies) and explore the fabulous prizes that were up for grabs.