Do you recall what Valentine’s Day used to be like before the joys of motherhood? If not, let’s take a stroll down memory lane and explore the contrasts of Valentine’s Day then and now…
Then:
The day before Valentine’s Day was all about self-pampering: booking a bikini wax, picking out some flirty lingerie, and gathering ingredients for a romantic dessert.
Now:
The day before Valentine’s Day involves cleaning up after a scooter mishap, wiping snot off your shirt, and rushing to the store for gauze and medical tape.
Then:
The night prior to Valentine’s Day was spent enjoying Thai takeout, indulging in a bubble bath, painting your toenails, sipping a glass of wine, and snuggling with your partner.
Now:
The night before Valentine’s Day is more like pizza on the couch, binge-watching a rerun of Hawaii 5-0, while trying to balance two squirmy kids on your lap, all while the cat tries to find a spot.
Then:
Valentine’s Day morning brought the delightful surprise of breakfast in bed—champagne, orange juice, and, well, a naked man!
Now:
Valentine’s Day morning means a “surprise” breakfast in bed, which isn’t really a surprise since the little one spilled everything yesterday, leading to a chaotic morning. (Meal: orange juice, an apple, a giant slab of butter…oh wait, toast.) Attempting to enjoy your meal while two hyperactive children bounce around on the bed means stripping the sheets and starting the laundry before you even get to the kitchen to clean up the mess.
Then:
The Valentine’s gift was a luxurious box of Godiva chocolates, savored slowly over the week, accompanied by a heartfelt card.
Now:
This year’s gift is a box of truffles from Target, devoured in a matter of hours, with not a single piece left for you. Oh, and that card.
Then:
Valentine’s Night was a romantic dinner at a cozy little restaurant, complete with champagne, passionate moments, and drifting off to sleep in your partner’s arms, feeling cozy and content.
Now:
Valentine’s Night consists of frozen potstickers, a glass of champagne, and a TiVo’d episode of American Idol, all while taking out the garbage, cleaning the hamster cage, and breaking up squabbles downstairs before you finally collapse into bed two hours ahead of your spouse, utterly exhausted.
At least champagne remains a constant, right? And let’s not forget the joy of sloppy kisses and hand-drawn Valentines, even if they look like you’ve been given a jazz hands portrait by your little one.
Children: 2. Valentine’s Day: 0.
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In summary, Valentine’s Day transforms dramatically once children enter the picture, shifting from romantic indulgence to a whirlwind of chaos and joy. Just remember, the laughter and love of family can make even the most chaotic moments special.