Updated: May 14, 2016
Originally Published: March 20, 2010
As I prepare for my first day at a new job, I’ve meticulously chosen my outfit, packed a lunch, set aside my favorite mug for that all-important morning coffee, and even tidied up my car for the commute. I feel ready—well, almost.
For the past three and a half years, I’ve embraced the role of a stay-at-home mom. In that time, I’ve unearthed a few hidden talents: I can spin captivating bedtime stories, excel at organizing chaos, and I’ve rekindled my passion for cooking and writing. I’ve even learned how to stretch a tank of gas for days and launched a blog. I’ve grown comfortable without makeup and discovered I can survive three days without a shower. Adaptability has become my strong suit.
But now, I’m stepping back into the exhilarating yet daunting world of outside employment. I’ve navigated this path before, and I’m confident I can do so again. This time, though, I have a clearer perspective on both the advantages and challenges of being a working mom.
Advantages:
- At work, I’ll be addressed by my real name, rather than “mommy” or “mama.”
- My colleagues manage their own lunches, shoes, and coats.
- I’ll enjoy a break from diaper duty and nose-wiping for a full eight hours, five days a week.
- No one will disturb my bathroom privacy.
- I can jam to my favorite tunes during my daily drives.
- Say goodbye to cartoons.
- Adult conversations without interruptions from little ones will be refreshing.
- I won’t have to share my computer for Nick Jr. games.
- I won’t be the boss.
Disadvantages:
- Workplace etiquette prohibits farting, burping, and scratching.
- Goodbye to yoga pants and pajamas as acceptable workwear.
- Sneaking a chocolate bar in the closet is definitely a no-no (though it might belong on the pro side).
- Wearing a bra consistently for eight hours? Yikes.
- Napping is off the table.
- A swig of coffee is not an appropriate mouthwash substitute.
- I can’t pilfer leftovers from colleagues’ plates.
- I can’t resolve disputes with “because I said so!”
- No time-outs for coworkers who annoy me.
- I’ll have to brave rainy days, chilly mornings, and days when I just don’t feel cute.
- I’ll miss my little ones.
- And once again, I’m not the boss.
To all my fellow working moms: I’m excited to join the ranks of the over-caffeinated warriors in the professional field. Wish me luck!
And to my fellow stay-at-home moms: Keep holding down the fort. Your hard work is invaluable, and you deserve to wear your yoga pants with pride!
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In summary, transitioning from a stay-at-home mom to a working one is a journey filled with both excitement and challenges. While I look forward to the new experiences, I will always cherish my time at home.