If You’re Going to Call Someone a Douche Bag, Understand What It Means

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Throughout my life, I’ve encountered my fair share of “douche bags.” Growing up in the ’50s, it was common to see a red plastic bag hanging over the showerhead in every bathroom. I can still picture that iconic item, a staple of “modern woman’s hygiene routine.” If I visited a friend’s house and didn’t spot one, I’d worry about her mother’s health. As a preteen, I had enough to think about regarding my own development, without adding someone else’s private matters into the mix.

As years rolled by, the practice of douching fell out of favor. By the ’60s, the term had morphed into a slang word used to describe an obnoxious or arrogant person. Now, instead of hanging in bathrooms, this term is tossed around on playgrounds, often by kids who are blissfully unaware of its original meaning.

Just the other night, my grandson, Jacob, called my daughter, Sarah, a douche bag in front of the whole family while we were watching TV. After a brief moment of shock, I asked him if he understood what he had just said. “Of course, I called her a douche bag,” he replied, his tone dripping with confidence.

“But do you know what that means?” I pressed.

“Sure, it means she’s acting worse than a jerk!” he said.

“Actually, it means something quite different,” I explained. “It refers to a device that was used to clean the vagina by squirting water inside.” Upon hearing this, Jacob dramatically covered his ears, crying, “OHMYGOD!” loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

After a good laugh, I took a moment to clarify how that bag worked. Surprisingly, Sarah thought the term evolved from “douche” to “douche bag” without realizing the actual bag’s existence. Once everyone settled down, I realized it was essential to educate my family about how language can shift over time.

For instance, consider the name Dick. While Dicks still exist in the world, you won’t find many young people introducing themselves with that name these days. This transformation reflects a broader cultural shift, where even the most creative parents hesitate to name their children after a vulgar term.

In our current climate, it’s crucial to guide our kids on appropriate language. I advised Jacob to avoid using such words in public. If he encounters someone he doesn’t like, it’s better to walk away and find new friends instead. While we can’t erase the terms “douche bag” or “dick” from our vocabulary, we can certainly teach our children to avoid embodying those traits.

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In summary, it’s essential to recognize how language evolves and to educate our children about the meanings behind the words they use. Let’s encourage kindness and understanding instead of resorting to name-calling.