Dear Coffee,
You are my one true love. Each morning, you greet me with a bright smile and offer endless support throughout the day. Your loyalty is unwavering, and you’ve never deceived me—except for that one fateful day with decaf, which is still too painful to revisit.
You’ve been the best companion I’ve ever known, and I doubt that will ever change. No man can compete with how good you look in an 8-ounce holiday cup. I even prefer bringing my own cup; I like to live on the edge.
Reasons I Cherish You, Coffee
So, let me share some of the reasons I cherish you, Coffee, my delightful companion:
- You never demand anything in return—no foot massages or shared streaming services. You respect my personal space, never asking me to squeeze over when I need my shower time.
- You transform me from a sleepy mess into a superhero in a matter of minutes. One moment I’m a grumpy swamp creature, and the next, I’m ready to conquer the world—all thanks to you.
- You get my heart racing without any strenuous effort. No gymnastics or complicated rituals required, just pure enjoyment.
- Your morning breath doesn’t send me running for the hills; in fact, the excitement of that aroma is what motivates me to get out of bed each day. I bet even the most glamorous couples don’t share that kind of connection with each other.
- You’re refreshingly straightforward—no fancy gadgets needed, just you and my beloved unicorn cup.
- If I happen to neglect you, you warm right back up, time after time. Some days, I might forget you 20 or 30 times, yet you remain unfazed by my absent-mindedness.
- I know exactly what to expect from you every single time, with no unexpected surprises to throw me off guard. You’re as reliable as the sunrise.
- You listen to me like no one else does. While everyone else may be caught up in their own lives, you sit there, completely engrossed in my unmade-up face.
- When you’re not around, I feel as though I might just wither away. Some may call it obsession; I prefer to think of it as a deep connection.
- You even have a sophisticated side, ready to impress in the evenings. Hello, affogato!
- You never argue with me—about clothes, finances, or anything else. It’s like you’ve accepted that I’m always right.
- My family adores you, even Aunt Carol, who typically has an aversion to small children and butterflies.
- Your love is a quiet one. You understand that I don’t always need words amidst the chaos of life. My mind is often cluttered with chatter, and you provide the calm I crave.
- You don’t judge me on those rough mornings after a night of overindulgence. Instead, you wrap me in your warmth, helping me feel human again.
- You show up for me every single day, without fail, and that’s truly all a girl can ask for.
Coffee, I love you dearly. I envision us together, even in my golden years, sipping spiked coffee while playing Bunko in my bathrobe with other fabulous ladies.
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In summary, Coffee has proven to be a steadfast partner in my life, providing joy, support, and consistency that far outshines many relationships.