As my son approached his graduation day, he brimmed with excitement about the adventures of adulthood. Meanwhile, I was occupied drafting a list of important lessons I hoped he would carry with him into this new chapter of life. (And yes, I may have shed some tears over his baby pictures, reminiscing about the days when I convinced him that having Mom as his college tutor was completely normal.)
- Don’t take everything I said at face value. I’ve been wrong before.
- But don’t assume I was wrong about everything either; I got some things right.
- I may have stretched the truth occasionally. For example, your hand won’t really fly off if you stick it out of a moving car window, and the Tooth Fairy? Not real.
- There were moments (few, but they existed) when I thought about selling you – not seriously, of course, but every frustrated mom has her limits.
- Remember, you’ve taught me just as much as I’ve taught you. When you become a father, cherish those lessons from your kids.
- Chewing with your mouth closed and keeping elbows off the table isn’t just polite; it’s a sign of good upbringing.
- I could’ve let you argue back more. While I wanted to raise a respectful child, I regret not teaching you to assert your opinions confidently.
- Apologizing doesn’t erase mistakes. Remember: consequences follow actions.
- Take a shower, even when you’re feeling lazy. People around you may not have the courage to tell you when you need one.
- Always wash your hands after using the bathroom. And don’t shake hands with anyone who doesn’t.
- Stand up for what’s right. As an adult white male, you have the privilege to advocate for others. Use it wisely.
- How a man treats his mother is often a reflection of how he will treat his partner. So, no more threats about retirement homes!
- Just know that if you ever feel tempted to hurt someone, I will be there—ladder in hand—to remind you of your better self.
- You are intelligent, but wisdom comes with experience. We can chat about it when you hit forty.
- Heartbreak is inevitable. It’ll hurt more than you think, but it’s a universal experience. You’re not alone, and it does get better.
- Avoid excessive junk food. The repercussions of those Sonic cheeseburgers could have lasting effects on your health.
- Be courageous. True bravery is feeling fear and still moving forward.
- Never text and drive, and don’t ride with anyone who does. It’s dangerous and selfish.
- When doing laundry, keep the temperature low. High heat will leave your favorite tees looking small enough for a toddler.
- I will continue to make mistakes and give advice when you least want it. Just remember my intentions come from love.
- Share what you have. Never go to bed full while someone nearby is hungry.
- My love for you is unconditional. Even when I’m upset, that love remains.
- Laughter is just as vital as food. Aim for at least three good laughs a day—preferably ones that make you snort.
- Crying is a healthy expression of emotion, even for guys. Anyone who tells you otherwise is mistaken.
- I will pass away someday. Until then, know that you and your sister are the greatest joys of my life. When it’s my time to go, my resume will include just your names.
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Summary
As my son prepares to graduate, I reflect on essential life lessons to guide him through adulthood. From the importance of empathy and respect to the value of laughter and health, these insights are designed to help him navigate life’s challenges and joys with wisdom and heart.