Dear Little Ones,
As parents, we often focus so much on teaching you the basics—like looking both ways before crossing the street or avoiding the temptation to touch hot surfaces and stray animals—that we sometimes overlook imparting other essential lessons. These might not seem as urgent at first glance, but they’re just as crucial for your happiness and wellbeing. It seems I may have assumed you already knew these things; however, judging by your reactions, it’s clear that some parental wisdom is needed. So, here are a few insights I’ve unintentionally neglected to share:
- Naps Are Your Allies. Fighting naptime is a losing battle. Instead, you should be embracing it! Naps are fantastic and rejuvenating. When someone suggests you snuggle into your cozy bed for a mid-day snooze, please, for the love of all things sacred, take that opportunity! You’re missing out on a precious luxury, and once you accept that guilt-free naps are a delight and not a disaster, you might just stop reacting to “Let’s take a nap!” like it’s the end of the world.
- Personal Hygiene Is Important. I know you often resist when I attempt to trim your hair or clip your nails. Honestly, it’s easier to tame a howler monkey! These grooming rituals—haircuts, nail trims, and bubble baths—are luxuries that adults pay for. You have your very own stylist available at all times, and it’s free! So, why not enjoy it? Treat it like a spa day, because it is!
- Laundry Is a Magical Process. You toss your dirty clothes into the hamper, and somehow they reappear fresh and clean. It is a true marvel! Please understand how fortunate you are; many people would love to have such an incredible laundry service at home. And let’s not forget that someone else takes care of picking out your outfits every day. You have the ultimate wardrobe manager, so appreciate that instead of complaining!
- You Have a Personal Chef. Think about it: you don’t need to search for meal ideas, navigate grocery stores, or worry about budgets. You simply sit down, and there’s a (mostly) delicious meal prepared just for you. Plus, I even blow on your food to cool it down—sacrificing my own meal temperature for your comfort. Keep that in mind the next time you’re picking out “yucky pieces” from your plate or wishing for cereal.
- Transportation Is a Breeze. When was the last time you had to deal with traffic jams, frustrated drivers, or finding parking? Oh right, never! Instead, you relax in the backseat with your headphones or tablet, or just enjoy the scenery. You have your own chauffeur, and you don’t even have to tip! So relish this time; you’re lucky, my dears.
I’m sharing these insights in hopes that you’ll come to appreciate the numerous conveniences at your disposal. You’ve got a laundry service, a personal chef, a stylist, and a chauffeur—all working tirelessly for you. Don’t wait until adulthood, when you may find these amenities are no longer available. Cherish them now, because they won’t last forever.
You’re welcome!
Love,
Mommy