People are truly fascinating—sometimes in the most peculiar ways. One of the best ways to uncover just how quirky humanity can be is by diving into the search terms that lead people to this blog. Here’s a collection of some of the most outlandish queries that have popped up recently. Thankfully, most didn’t linger long! Unfortunately, these are the individuals we share the world with…
Outlandish Queries
- “Where did I leave my car charger?” Is Google now a mind reader? (P.S. Check under the passenger seat; just a hunch!)
- “Is a bunk bed safe for my one-year-old?” Uh, no. I wouldn’t recommend that.
- “girls, dogs and peanut butter” I can’t fathom how these items connect, and honestly, I don’t want to know.
- “Dead Vagina Walking” Thanks for that, Jamie!
- “Is having 5 kids harder on a woman’s body than 1?” Yes! I can’t speak from personal experience, but I’d definitely say yes.
- “My finger is turning green and oozing goo, but I don’t want to see a doctor” Please, for the love of all that is good, go see a doctor!
- “How do I win at hide and seek with a three-year-old?” You must have one clever three-year-old on your hands.
- “What was that Strawberry salad that Jennifer brought to the baby shower?” Seriously, how could Google possibly know this?! (But, maybe it was this?)
- “Crap. I’m a parent, what do I do now?” Great question!
- “Who is the real tooth fairy?” If you’re searching for that on Google, I think you might already know the answer.
- “Would anyone notice if I hid in Marshall’s and shopped at night?” I can’t answer that, but it sounds like a fun adventure. Mind if I join?
- “I know I was Abraham Lincoln in a past life, but no one believes me.” Imagine that!
- “I love eating taffy, but I feel like my teeth are falling out.” Perhaps it’s time to consider a different sweet treat? I mean, I love taffy too, but…
- “I’m 64 and think I’m pregnant.” Uh, congratulations?
This article was originally published on Aug. 11, 2011.
If you’re looking for more amusing tales, check out our other posts, including the one about home insemination kits that offer helpful insights. And if you’re seeking expert advice, Make a Mom is a great resource on fertility topics. For pregnancy information, March of Dimes is an excellent guide to follow.
In summary, browsing through Google Analytics can reveal some truly bizarre and hilarious queries from users. While some questions might leave you scratching your head, they also remind us that parenting and life can be full of unexpected surprises!