So, here I am, diving into my book project with twelve chapters completed and twelve more to go. The catch? My deadline is in just two weeks. I may not be a math whiz, but that’s definitely a tight spot to be in. Maybe it’s my approach to writing that’s causing the hold-up. Let me take you through a typical day…
First, I walk the dog, prepare lunches, pack bags, get the kids dressed, and drive them to school. Finally, I return home and open my laptop, ready to craft a brilliant sentence. Then, I get distracted by an email notification. I know I should ignore it, but what if it’s important? I can’t risk missing something vital.
Turns out, it’s just a Groupon. Not essential, but it’s a good deal. I ponder for a solid five minutes about whether saving thirteen bucks at a restaurant I’ve never considered is worth it. Spoiler alert: I decide it is. So, I buy the Groupon and tap my fingers on the keyboard while waiting for my credit card to process. Oops! I crack a nail. Great.
As I head upstairs for a nail file, I trip over a towel on the floor. That towel reminds me of the laundry I left in the washer. So, I toss it in the dryer and clean out the lint tray. On my way to the bathroom to dispose of the lint, I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Uh-oh, when did my eyebrows become such a mess? A quick pluck here and there turns into a mini self-examination. Is that really how I look? Time for some wrinkle cream, I think. But wait, wrinkle cream costs money. I need to finish this book to earn some cash.
I go back downstairs and stare at the last sentence I wrote. Honestly, it doesn’t seem so brilliant anymore. Delete! Time for a fresh start. I write another sentence. And another! I’m on a roll now. Then, my stomach growls. Perfect timing, right? I realize I’m starving and can’t focus.
What do I want for lunch? Maybe I should check Twitter for ideas—I haven’t logged on today. I get sucked into the Twitter vortex for a good fifteen minutes. My head starts to throb. I whip up a turkey sandwich using the last slice of bread. Why am I already out of bread? I make a mental note to stop by the store after school pickup.
Checking the fridge and pantry reveals we’re low on quite a few essentials. I rewrite my grocery list on a bigger piece of paper: Bread, milk, paper towels, laundry detergent, and Cheerios. My stomach growls again. I need a drink with my lunch, so I crack open a soda. As I toss the empty can into the recycling bin, I notice it’s overflowing. Time to take it out! While doing that, I see my plants are wilting. I water them, reflecting on how having plants is a questionable choice for a busy mom of three.
Finally back at my computer with my sandwich and soda, I realize it’s been five days since my last blog post. I try to start a new post, but nothing comes to mind. Back to the book. Still nothing. I check Facebook, the email inbox, and then jump into the community comments—delete, comment, delete. I bounce between the blog and the book for nearly an hour, accomplishing neither task.
Before I know it, it’s time to pick up the kids, and I’ve missed my grocery shopping window. How did that happen? I’m left with no new chapter, no blog post, and an empty fridge. I vow to be more productive tomorrow. And so, the cycle continues. Lord, help me!
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Summary:
Navigating the challenges of writing and parenting can be quite overwhelming. Between distractions from emails and social media, daily chores, and the endless to-do lists, maintaining focus can be a struggle. However, with perseverance and a bit of humor, one can find their way through the chaos and achieve their goals—whether that’s finishing a book or managing a household.