I recently came across a bizarre trend where some parents are opting to buy lollipops contaminated with diseases like chickenpox, mumps, and measles, all delivered through the mail. Instead of taking the sensible route with vaccinations, these parents are sending their children on a wild germ adventure! One parent even reported receiving a “Pox Package” containing two lollipops and a damp cloth. Delicious, right?
This concept isn’t entirely new; it’s reminiscent of those infamous chickenpox parties, but now it’s just a mail-order method that leaves you guessing about the source of the germs. Honestly, it’s a head-scratcher for me.
But since there seems to be a niche for this odd practice, let me introduce you to my son, Lucas. Every winter, he transforms into a walking petri dish. His nose is a rainbow of goo, and he’s constantly coughing and sneezing, earning frowns from other parents at preschool. The cycle of illness kicks off in September and drags on through March, guaranteeing that everyone in our household will catch whatever he’s got.
To spread some joy (and germs), I’m offering a used tissue from Lucas. Just imagine, a guaranteed way to catch a cold, or possibly something worse! It’s practically a gift that keeps on giving. Who knows, you might even get lucky enough to develop pneumonia! Consider it a little token of appreciation from our home to yours.
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In summary, while the idea of trading germs might seem outlandish, it’s a humorous reminder of the lengths some parents will go to. Meanwhile, if you’re in need of some parenting support or just a laugh, consider the ups and downs of a germ-filled winter with kids.