Moms are known for their sharing nature—it’s practically in our DNA. We willingly share our lives with our kids, from meals and bedtime stories to emotional moments. But my tendency to overshare with just about anyone I meet takes it to a whole new level. Friends and strangers alike can attest to my willingness to divulge personal details, sometimes leaving them bewildered or amused. Just the other day, while shopping with my daughter, a kind elderly lady remarked on her height. Instead of a simple smile, I found myself saying, “Well, actually, we’re not sure about her dad. He’s an anonymous sperm donor from California Cryobank. Ever heard of it?”
It’s not just personal tidbits I share; I’m also quick to lend a hand to friends. Whether it’s cooking a meal, offering my secret recipe, or sharing my favorite babysitter’s contact details, I’m all about the sharing vibe. However, even I have my limits. Here are the top four things no mom should ever have to share:
1. Sick Days
As a child, I remember my mom caring for me when I was unwell—bringing me buttered toast, tea with honey, and a tray of goodies while I rested. Now, when my kids are sick, I want nothing more than to pamper them with cozy blankets and homemade chicken soup. But let’s be real: if you choose to get sick on the same day I’m battling a fever and nausea, you’re on your own. I’ll be in the bathroom, thank you very much!
2. Bath Time
If a mom manages to carve out time for a relaxing bath, it’s a well-deserved treat. For me, bathing is like a rare holiday—something I look forward to all year. But just as I sink into the warm water, the door creaks open. “Hi Mama!” my little one chirps. “Shouldn’t you be in bed?” I ask. “I have to go poop!” they reply. Seriously?
3. Toilet Time
Once you have kids, privacy becomes a distant memory. My daughter’s fascination with my anatomy turns bathroom breaks into a live science experiment. The other day, while I was trying to find a moment of peace, she sweetly offered to help me wipe. I didn’t know whether to be grateful or horrified. At this rate, I just want to use the restroom without a tiny observer on a step stool two inches away.
4. Ooey Gooey Home Baked Treats
After finally getting the kids to bed, nothing beats indulging in that last piece of delectable homemade dessert. But if someone else gets to it first, it’s a disaster! If you’re like me and gluten is your enemy, you understand the struggle. My family seems unaffected by this dietary limitation, and while I don’t mind them enjoying treats, it’s infuriating when they gobble up my gluten-free stash. Next batch might just come with a sprinkle of Ex Lax for those eager to try my special treats.
Despite the generous spirit of motherhood, sometimes a mom just wants to relish in something all on her own, especially if it’s ooey and gooey. So, if you find yourself seated next to me on a plane, please respect my space and keep your arms to yourself. I’ll be more than happy to share the story of my 24-hour labor instead!
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In summary, while moms are natural sharers, there are certain things that should be kept to ourselves. From our sick days to our favorite treats, a little personal space goes a long way!