As I re-enter the delightful chaos of motherhood, it’s time for another round of Momfinitions, inspired by my recent time away from my wonderful little ones.
Parental Immunity
The phenomenon where the more time you spend with your children, the more you build up a resistance to their incessant antics. This often becomes apparent when a parent returns home from an outing and incredulously asks the other parent, “Are the kids always this loud?” only to be met with a look of sheer understanding. Yes, they are.
Parental Amnesia
The curious tendency to forget just how exasperating your kids can be when you’re apart. This is frequently exhibited by wistfully scrolling through family photos while at work or picking up random trinkets like tiny instruments or colorful clay during your time away. The only remedy? Coming back home.
Parental Stupidity
The struggle of not being able to relish your time away from the kids because you’re too busy yearning for them.
Parental Inevitability
That inevitable moment when you walk through the door only to find yourself longing for a break from the very children you missed while you were away.
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In summary, parenting is a beautiful yet challenging journey filled with moments of joy, frustration, and endless love. It’s important to embrace both the chaos and the quiet times while finding ways to keep the connection strong with your children, even when you’re apart.