- Mom’s busy on the phone, so let’s keep it down and find something quiet to do.
- I know exactly where my soccer shoes are!
- I’ll dive into playing with my toys now. I truly have so many!
- What’s for dinner? That sounds amazing!
- I wouldn’t dream of splashing in that puddle; it would be such a mess.
- We’re stuck in the car for five hours? I’ll just wait to use the bathroom.
- I’m too stuffed for dessert tonight.
- I have a ton of homework. I should really get started on it.
- You seem really busy, so I’ll just ask Dad instead.
- We all agreed that we want to watch the same show!
- Thanks for that delicious lunch! I didn’t trade any of it at school.
- You’re way more fun than Dad!
- Let’s tackle those thank-you notes right away!
- I think I’ve had enough screen time for today.
- I have a project due in two weeks, so I should get going on that.
- I’m all set for bed now.
- I really don’t care what my friends are allowed to do.
- What was it you asked me to do? I want to make sure I do it.
- I’m truly enjoying this long drive.
- I should wash my hands before we eat.
- I’ll take the tiniest piece, please.
- You’re in the bathroom? No problem, I’ll wait patiently to ask you my small question.
- You’re wearing that? You look fantastic!
- There’s so much to do around this house; we’re lucky kids!
- We’re going to be late! Let’s hurry!
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In summary, this playful list showcases the humorous and relatable things that kids seldom say, emphasizing the unique challenges and joys of parenting.