Step 1: Set Aside Two Hours (or More).
You’ll definitely need this time, so plan accordingly.
Step 2: Diaper Time!
This step requires a bit more finesse. First, create a barrier—make sure all exits are secured. If your little escape artist gets away, you might be looking at an extra hour of chasing! Next, lure them over with the promise of a fun activity—maybe a cool toy or an exciting magic trick (having a little something on hand can help). Avoid using terms like “night night” or “diaper,” or you’ll be in for a meltdown. Once you’ve successfully distracted them, swoop in for a gentle but swift diaper change. Note: Your diaper-changing skills should be top-notch; you have mere moments before they wriggle away!
Step 3: Jammies On!
Wait until the initial chaos from the last step has subsided before moving on. Once they’ve calmed down, find a way to keep them entertained while you dress them. You might sing the ABCs together or bring out their favorite stuffie. Remember, if you don’t distract them properly, it’ll be like trying to put pajamas on a slippery fish! If you’re potty training, opt for two-piece pajamas—they’ll insist on using the bathroom a staggering number of times before settling into bed.
Step 4: Choose a Bedtime Story.
Limiting choices is essential here. Select 2 or 3 books ahead of time to avoid reading the same story for the millionth time. Go for short, colorful books unless you’re prepared for a marathon reading session! Present the options to your child, emphasizing that they can only pick one. Be ready for some pushback, but stay firm. They might flit between titles like a pinball, but gently encourage them to make a decision. Once they choose, stick to it—even if they protest! It might be a little chaotic at first, but they’ll settle in soon enough. Just remember not to give in to their pleas for “one more” story!
Step 5: Exit the Room.
This part can feel the longest! After you’ve tucked them in with a few hugs and kisses, prepare for the inevitable “Mommy, wait!” or “Daddy, don’t go!” Reassure them that you’re close by and that a good night’s sleep is important for a happy day tomorrow. Depending on your parenting style, you’ll either let them cry it out for a few minutes or stay by their side until they drift off. If you opt for the first method, keep gradually increasing your re-entry time until they calm down. Warning: It’s incredibly tempting to let your little one crawl into bed with you, but resist that urge! Once you break that boundary, it’s a slippery slope to a new bedtime buddy for the next decade.
After you’ve finally tackled this mission, kick back with a glass of wine and a good book or cozy up on the couch for some TV. Just when you think you can finally relax, you may hear a faint “Mommy? Daddy?” from the other room. Stay calm, redirect your focus to your show, and try to immerse yourself in the plot. But when those sweet sounds escalate into full-blown shrieks, be ready to rush back in and check on your little one. They may just greet you with a bright smile, completely unharmed and ready for some more cuddles!
Repeat these steps until your toddler is truly asleep. Forget finishing that book or show—just pour yourself a second glass of wine and get some much-needed rest for the endless cycle that begins again tomorrow.
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Summary:
Putting a toddler to bed can be a challenging task, but breaking it down into manageable steps can make the process a bit easier. From securing diaper time to choosing the perfect bedtime story, each step requires patience and creativity. Remember, consistency is key, and establishing a routine will help both you and your child get through bedtime with a little less chaos.