Hello, Moms!
How’s everything going? Can I grab you a drink?
I’m not a mom myself—yet, who knows what the future holds? I’d love to give you a clear answer, but my crystal ball shattered last week after I learned I wouldn’t become a princess ballerina. There’s a lot of chatter about the “moms vs. non-moms” debate, but I’m not here to stir the pot; I prefer a peaceful conversation. I don’t pretend to represent all non-moms, just my own perspective. So, here are a few things I think you should know about me.
1. I’m Not a Kid Hater
I promise you, I’m not anti-kid. Sure, I didn’t appreciate that one little tornado in Target throwing things while her mom snickered about her “spirited” personality, but overall, I find kids pretty entertaining. They say the funniest things, and I genuinely enjoy that aspect of being around them.
2. I Enjoy Your Kids’ Company
Now, I don’t want to babysit 24/7, but I think your kids are delightful little beings. There’s something undeniably amusing about a toddler proudly displaying her big girl panties in a public setting. Seriously, that’s classic comedy! I’m all for letting them enjoy junk food and have a blast, but I wouldn’t impose those “no rules” at your home because that would be impolite. Just remember, I’m the fun Aunt Jamie (that’s what my niece calls me)—and I fully expect some payback if I ever have kids!
3. My Dog is Not Your Child
Yes, I have a dog whom I adore and spoil, but let’s not compare him to your precious child. I’m not clueless; my dog is a dog, while your kid is a human being you’re nurturing to become a well-rounded adult. It’s like comparing apples and oranges!
4. I Want to Be Friends
I’ve heard some moms lament about their non-parent friends disappearing after they have kids. Honestly, if that’s the case, those friends weren’t worth keeping. Most of my friendships with moms blossomed after they had children. Here’s a little secret: I don’t care if you have kids or not. If you’re fantastic, I want to be your friend! And if I accidentally suggest lunch during Junior’s naptime, don’t just dismiss me—let me know what works better for you. Communication is key, and I genuinely appreciate you!
5. Babies Make Me Anxious
I admit it—your baby terrifies me. Until they can sit up on their own, I’m a bit scared of holding them. It’s not that I dislike babies; I just find them so tiny and delicate. I worry I might break them! Supporting a little head is a lot of pressure. So, I prefer to admire your little one from a distance for now.
I could keep going, but I like the number five, so let’s stick with these key points. Now, how about that drink? You look like you could use a warm cup of coffee, and it’s on me!
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Summary:
This light-hearted article shares five insights from a non-mom’s perspective on parenting. The author emphasizes their enjoyment of kids, the desire for friendships with mothers, and their humorous fears about handling babies. The piece encourages open communication and understanding in relationships between moms and non-moms.