13 Thoughts Moms Have While at the Orthodontist

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Every two months, I find myself spending about an hour at the orthodontist, which adds up to an astonishing 72 hours by the time my youngest finishes his treatment. And yet, despite my frequent visits, I find myself plagued by the same thoughts each time:

1. Did I remember to apologize for being late? Again?
2. They went over everything, but does my child really need all this equipment? His teeth seemed fine before.
3. Cookies? Shouldn’t orthodontists provide snacks? I wonder if they’ll ever have a frozen yogurt station like my friend’s orthodontist does.
4. My orthodontist was really strict, and I’m worried my teeth reverted to my previous overbite after all that. I hope that doesn’t happen here.
5. I genuinely appreciate this orthodontist. I feel like I can trust him.
6. Why is everyone here smiling all the time? Is there some hidden nitrous oxide? Can I get some if there is?
7. What kind of genetic twist is it that all three of my children need braces while my sister’s kids have perfect teeth?
8. Is it totally absurd to want my son’s braces off for his bar mitzvah? Yes, it’s a bit crazy. But think of how great the photos would be.
9. Should I look for a higher-paying job just to manage the orthodontic expenses?
10. Seriously, I really like this orthodontist. He just took the time to explain to my son why wearing a retainer is important, and he didn’t raise his voice once.
11. Those before-and-after photos look amazing. Maybe I should consider Invisalign for myself.
12. Honestly, it looks better than a facelift. Maybe once my youngest is done…
13. I will miss this place when we’re done.

I know I’m not alone in this experience. Many moms find themselves waiting while their kids undergo orthodontic work—according to the American Association of Orthodontists, over 4.5 million teenagers had braces in 2012. At least I can rest easy knowing my child isn’t opting for the DIY orthodontic trend, which often involves dubious online advice and services.

So yes, this is parenthood—investing in our children’s smiles since the ’70s, often at a high cost (and with plenty of waiting room boredom).

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In summary, navigating orthodontic appointments brings about a mix of concerns and reflections. As we support our kids through this rite of passage, we also ponder our own experiences and what the future holds.