- Coffee is really just flavored water, so an extra cup is practically hydration.
- Six hours of sleep must be sufficient, right?
- The cost of college will surely decrease by the time my kids are ready.
- If I munch on the leftovers from my kids’ plates, I’ll keep my calorie count low and avoid weight gain.
- Everyone indulges in desserts at lunch and dinner; they just don’t mention it.
- Running after my kids counts as a workout to balance out that lunchtime treat.
- One avocado per day is probably all the vegetables I need.
- These comfy linen pants are just as alluring as a mini skirt—think Katharine Hepburn chic.
- I’ll definitely wear my short skirts again someday!
- Sure, I’ve put on a few pounds, but it’s all in proportion, so no one will notice.
- 4:43 p.m. is practically 5 p.m.—where’s the corkscrew?
- Tonight, I’ll only have one glass of wine.
- My kids will absolutely adore this special dinner I whipped up.
- These moments are so invaluable—even when they decide to poop in the tub!
- It’s healthier for me to eat the last cookie than letting the kids have it; they really don’t need the sugar.
- I’ll definitely remember to tell my partner about the tub incident and the need to bleach it before he showers. I won’t forget!
- The kids won’t mind if Blueberries for Sal is the shortened version tonight.
- Just a little more wine, and then I’ll tackle the kitchen cleanup.
- There was something important I wanted to share with my partner…but if I can’t recall it, it must not have been that significant.
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In summary, motherhood is filled with little myths that help us cope with the chaos and challenges of parenting. From justifying our coffee habits to rationalizing late-night treats, these beliefs often serve as a comforting narrative amidst the whirlwind of daily life.