How to Embrace the Feeling of Being Old (I’m Sorry)

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But then, everything shifted.

Not long ago, during a family road trip where our kids took charge of the playlist—thanks to the well-worn Taylor Swift CD—I had a shocking realization: my daughter, Ava, is now closer to 22 than I am. TWENTY TWO! That age marked some of my most carefree moments, and now my child is approaching it faster than I can grasp. Well, thanks for the wake-up call, Taylor.

This revelation has haunted me for weeks, and since misery loves company, I thought I’d share the burden. Isn’t that what blogging is all about? Brace yourself:

  1. Remember that adorable Nirvana baby? He’s 21 now and probably using his brief fame as a conversation starter at a bar—where he can legally sip drinks.
  2. That iconic Ross and Rachel kiss? It took place 18 years ago. EIGHTEEN years!
  3. Songs by Pearl Jam and Soundgarden are now staples on classic rock stations, leaving me feeling nostalgic.
  4. “Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?” You might’ve heard it, but have you seen Jonathan Lipnicki from Jerry Maguire lately?
  5. If you were born in 1997, congratulations! You can now drive—legally!
  6. Remember Blood Sugar Sex Magik? It was released 22 years ago. A baby conceived to it would now be 21, likely out with the Nirvana baby.
  7. The Challenger explosion? That was 27 years ago.
  8. The kids you once babysat might now be married and starting families of their own (at least mine are. Ouch.)
  9. Johnny Depp has hit the big 5-0.
  10. It’s official—we’re grown-ups. Sorry to break it to you.

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In summary, aging can feel overwhelming, especially when you realize how quickly time passes. Embrace the nostalgia, laugh at the absurdity of it all, and remember that growing older is a part of life we can all share in.