5 Ways Saturday Mornings Have Evolved

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I have vivid memories of springing out of bed and sprinting downstairs for a bowl of Frosted Flakes while settling in for a morning of Saturday cartoons. Those cherished moments of watching shows like Captain Caveman and Fraggle Rock felt like pure magic. I would spend hours perfecting the milk-to-cereal ratio, only to give up when I ran out of either cereal or milk.

Fast forward to today, and Saturday mornings look a lot different. Picture me in a worn bathrobe and mismatched slippers, rushing around the house as I chase a toddler and shout across to my preschooler, all while waiting (not-so-patiently) for my prehistoric coffee maker to do its job. It feels like the universe could’ve left me a note saying: Welcome to the reality of Saturday mornings as a parent! This got me reflecting on five ways Saturday mornings have changed since kids came into the picture…

  1. The Cereal Feast is Over: Gone are the days when I could devour an entire box of cereal with half a gallon of milk. Now, if I even attempt that heavenly indulgence, my kids will demand to share. Farewell, beloved Count Chocula!
  2. Where Did the Cartoons Go?: The classic Hanna-Barbera shows are a distant memory. Today’s cartoons seem more focused on being edgy and snarky, unlike the simpler, wholesome characters I grew up with. Wilma Flintstone definitely didn’t have the exaggerated features that seem common today!
  3. No More Couch Potato Days: The luxury of lounging on the couch for hours is a thing of the past. With kids who are always active and in need of something, my time to relax is constantly interrupted. Cleaning the house is also a never-ending task that demands attention.
  4. The Bike Gang Era is Over: Back then, when the last cartoon wrapped up, I’d dash out on my trusty Huffy bike and seek out friends to play with. Today, imagining a bike gang of middle-aged moms just seems comical, doesn’t it?
  5. Goodbye to Cozy Pajamas: Ah, the nostalgia of wearing my Doctor Denton’s footed pajamas! They were my go-to comfort until I realized they weren’t cool anymore. Now, I find myself in yoga pants and old university tees instead.

Now, you might expect me to wrap this up with a sweet sentiment about how I wouldn’t change a thing because of my lovely children. But if I could magically wish for a Saturday morning to myself, I’d sleep in until noon, enjoy all the cereal without interruption, savor hot coffee, binge-watch Captain Caveman or Saved By The Bell, have well-behaved kids, and rock those footed pajamas with my dignity intact.

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In summary, Saturday mornings have transformed tremendously since childhood. The carefree days of cereal and cartoons have given way to a whirlwind of parenting responsibilities, but every moment is filled with its own unique joy.