Why do we feel obligated to send out holiday cards? Do they truly hold any significance? Are they even appreciated? Here are nine compelling reasons you might want to skip the holiday card hustle this year.
- The Letter Dilemma: Writing that annual letter can feel like a chore, especially when you know most people will just skim it. You want it to be engaging, but the thought of editing it into something your mom might actually read feels daunting. Hours spent crafting a masterpiece could end in frustration, leaving you wondering who really cares.
- Paper Drama: You can’t just print your heartfelt message on plain paper—unless you want it tossed in the recycling bin. “Oh, what a lovely touch with that office paper! Maybe next year, write it on a napkin for an even more personal flair,” someone might sarcastically say.
- Formatting Frustrations: After finding the perfect stationery that reflects your family’s style, you’ll spend an eternity trying to format your letter. You might even find that a snowman graphic blocks your festive wishes! So, after a few adjustments, you finally settle for a font only a Christmas elf could interpret without a magnifying glass.
- The Family Photo Challenge: You think picking one family photo will be a breeze until you realize you have nothing that’s even remotely presentable. “Seriously? How is it possible we don’t have one good picture from the entire year?”
- Photo Collage Chaos: Opting for a collage seems like a great idea until you find yourself overwhelmed with editing and arranging. You want a layout that screams “look at us!” but end up with a chaotic mess that might confuse rather than impress.
- The Address List Headache: Updating your address list can be a real nightmare. Friends moving without notice makes it even worse. You might think about culling them from your list, but decide against it—after all, you wouldn’t want to ruin their holiday just because they’ve relocated.
- Envelope Stuffing Madness: With labels ready and postage paid, you face the tedious task of stuffing envelopes. Of course, your carefully crafted letter doesn’t fit, requiring you to awkwardly fold it. Now, one of your family members has a crinkle right across their face!
- Licking Envelopes: The dreaded licking begins. It’s gross, yet you persist, stubbornly refusing to use a sponge despite your partner’s concerned looks. A few more licks, and you’re questioning all your life choices.
- The Harsh Reality: “Let’s be honest—I throw away most of the holiday cards I receive, and I know you do too!”
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In summary, the holiday card tradition can often feel more like a burden than a joy. From the pressure of crafting the perfect letter to the frustration of envelope stuffing, it’s easy to see why many choose to skip this annual task.