Is your little one captivated by Frozen? You’re not alone! Here’s a humorous look at the inevitable stages of a Frozen fixation.
Stage 1
Wow, WHAT A MOVIE! The empowering female leads, the hilarious OLAF (so funny!), the stunning visuals of snow and ice, the heartfelt bond of sisterly love (cue the tears), and OH, the MUSIC! It’s simply AMAZING! Go Disney!
Stage 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Isn’t Idina Menzel just wonderful?
Stage 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That part always gets to me.
Stage 4
Sure, kiddos! Let’s grab the DVD. And the soundtrack. It’s clearly the BEST Disney film EVER!
Stage 5
How adorable! The kids know all the lyrics by heart!
Stage 6
They’re singing “Let it Go” nonstop! How cute!
Stage 7
Wait, they’re REALLY belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Stage 8
OH MY GOODNESS, THEY ARE SINGING “LET IT GO” EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Stage 9
Please, for the love of all that is good, LET IT GO, kiddos. Seriously. LET IT GO.
Stage 10
Now it’s spreading on social media. Other kids are singing it too? How many times does one song have to play for it to be considered torture?
Stage 11
I’m even hearing it in my dreams. Every. Night.
Stage 12
KIDS, IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I MIGHT JUST LET YOU GO.
Stage 13
Disney is the devil, and Idina Menzel is its spawn.
Stage 14
What’s that, kids? I have NO IDEA what happened to the DVD or the soundtrack. Maybe you misplaced them? Or perhaps the giant snow monster gobbled them up. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM DOWN TO NOTHING.
Stage 15
Yes, I can see you’re heartbroken, kids. I get that you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re REALLY torn up about this, huh? Well, I have just one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage oooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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Summary
The stages of a Frozen obsession in children can be both delightful and overwhelming for parents. From the initial excitement to the eventual ear fatigue, this humorous journey captures the essence of what it means to have a child completely enamored with a Disney classic.